Damn, that's it! I couldn't remember "Brian Austin Greer" (it's Greer, right, not Green?), but The Notorious B.A.G is PERFECT.

Because he grew up COMPLETELY BANGIN'. BANG. IN'

LOL I love designing houses (and designed the excellent back deck, too), but really, we've found some awesome choices. Very exciting! And the basement will be five metal shipping containers (so that we can separate the cheeses and meats from the veggies and roots and from the home-canned goods and still have space for woodworking and so on).