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dodger_sister ([personal profile] dodger_sister) wrote2011-11-05 11:10 pm

Rite Of Passage.

The Nephew broke his arm this week.

I should have known it was coming sooner or later...it is a tradition for the boys in our family to break their first arm right around age 5/6. Apparently, The Nephew jumped off some playground equipment at school. I guess he thought he would land on his feet like Batman - (the downfall to letting your kid be obsessed with superheroes). The ER splinted him and sent him home to wait for the swelling to go down. The next day the swelling was still too much, so they added a sling, gave him a shot - (he told me, "My arm doesn't hurt anymore, but that injection hurt really really bad". My poor little man. I am betting it was a steroid shot then) - and told him to come back in a week for the actual cast.

He was excited to get to miss three days of school, until he realized he only had one hand and couldn't play any video games.

I talked to him the day it happened and he was a little stoned on pain meds. Have you ever watched "That 70s Show" and seen when they sit around in the circle? You know how Hyde rambles on at great lengths when he is stoned, but he pronounces every word very slowly, like each syllable is a revelation? Yeah, that apparently is The Nephew when he is high.

We sent him a bouquet of balloons and candy.

Now I shall pause to say a big THANK YOU to [livejournal.com profile] denig37, [livejournal.com profile] ranua, [livejournal.com profile] rhymephile and [livejournal.com profile] denyce for the Halloween V-Gifts!! The cannibalistic pumpkin was right up my alley and the spiders, though I usually loath spiders and everything they stand for, were way too adorable to squash with my shoe. Thanks, peoples!

On a final note - FIC REC! [livejournal.com profile] ceitfianna did some fills on the Horror Comment Meme thingy and one of them was a Supernatural drabble. There was no scary horror monster in this fic, and yet it was such a dark chilling piece that was both terrifying and beautiful at once. There’s a hole in the world and no one can see it because it’s hiding behind an old drive-in movie theater screen. Go read - Hole In The World.

[identity profile] ranua.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 11:54 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think I would actually want a cannibal apocalypse! lol disturbing factoid - human flesh is the most easily digested protein a human can consume I don't remember if I ever verified this when my friends and I talked about it, but it sounds creepy don't it? so the cannibal apocalypse would be healthy at least!

[identity profile] dodger-sister.livejournal.com 2011-11-11 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
human flesh is the most easily digested protein a human can consume so the cannibal apocalypse would be healthy at least!

The X-Files is educational! Because I was like, "Wait, but there is a disease you can get from eating large amounts of human meat. I saw it in the chicken episode of The X-Files."

Wikipedia says: Kuru is an incurable degenerative neurological disorder that is a type of transmissible spongiform encephalopathy, caused by a prion found in humans.[1] The term "kuru" derives from the Fore word "kuria/guria" ("to shake"),[2] a reference to the body tremors that are a classic symptom of the disease; it is also known among the Fore as the laughing sickness due to the pathologic bursts of laughter people would display when afflicted with the disease. It is now widely accepted that Kuru was transmitted among members of the Fore tribe of Papua New Guinea via cannibalism.

[identity profile] ranua.livejournal.com 2011-11-15 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
lol! I knew tv was educational :D

also, mad cow disease is caused by feeding live cows dead cows.

[identity profile] dodger-sister.livejournal.com 2011-11-15 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
also, mad cow disease is caused by feeding live cows dead cows.

Which is the opposite of zombies - wherein dead humans eat live humans. ;)

This conversation has gone to a weird place.

[identity profile] ranua.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
This conversation has gone to a weird place.

It's the zombies! The zombies made me do it!