Nothing about you surprises me anymore because you're clearly bat-shit crazy in the best possible way. You're totally made for Murdock. Wait. Are you Murdock? o_O

And this whole monogamy thing? Clearly a phase.

The SIMs phenomenon is still a little hazy for me, even after a student wrote a pretty good paper on it last school year. But if Dodger + Sims = Happiness, then I'm happy for you.