Like I Need An Excuse To Post Pictures Of Chad...

[dodger_sister]

But if I did - how about "It's his birthday!"

That works for me.

Also, yeah, I didn't post pictures of Misha on his birthday, but that's because I made a pic-post of Misha like the week before. How many pictures of Misha with a monkey do you people need?

And, I still don't know why the icons I make always come out fuzzy and/or pixelated. I miss my old photo program. But look - I finally made an icon of Chad. Yes, it says exactly what you think it says.

My icon is a prime example of what to expect in the rest of my post. Pictures of Chad coupled with my ridiculous commentary, as told from Chad's POV.

You have been forewarned.

Now, let us take a look at the many years of Chad Michael Murray -





Sure, I'll smile for the camera, but how much am I getting paid, mister?



Did you say "spread my legs farther"?



I'm just a poor, cold boy on the streets - you know you want to write fan-fiction about me.



Who am I waiting for in the back of this truck wearing this shirt? Highest bidder? Maybe.



Look at my crotch, ladies. Then explain to me why I'm wearing this shirt.



Then explain to me why I'm wearing these pants. I'm so confused and conflicted about it.



Yes, I was the twink in your gay porn.



More, you say?



You want me all grown-up? K. That better?



But in case you forgot, I'm still kind of a douchebag.



And/Or in a boy band.



But I did grow up nice, yeah?



You know you want this. Judging by how close my hand is to my crotch, I think I kind of want this too.



You can lick me, if you like.



Sssshhh. It's okay. I won't tell.



I may have started out in gay porn but I'm still a Hustler, after all.





Did you enjoy that? I know I sure did.

Cigarette?



Okay, Dodger wants one more.



Now go away. It's my birthday. Time for alcohol, strippers and hookers!

Comments

[anyothergirl415.livejournal.com]

This is exactly what I needed today, a Chad pic spam :D Thaaaannnkkkk you. There isn't nearly enough Chad in my life!

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

I know, right? There needs to be more Chad in all of our lives! Glad to be of service. ;)

[rockstarpeach.livejournal.com]

Wow. Okay, I did not know who that guy was until we kept on reading about him in fic and looked him up. I was never all that impressed, but I'm gonna go ahead and admit that that b&w pic of him smoking? Is fucking HOT.

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

See, it's pictures like that, that make teenage boys think that smoking makes them sexy. lol (in fact, it was a probably a picture like this that made a teenage Chad think that smoking was sexy.)

Because, look at that! He's all filthy and scrawny and dirty and LOOK HOW LOW SLUNG THOSE JEANS ARE!!!

I'm so happy I could bring a little Chad into your life. ;)