A Certain Someone called me today and we spent, oh, more than an hour talking about the wonderful things she's been doing as the god of All World. Though she won't tell me about some awesome new relationship that apparently happened.

I love our summertime soap opera!!!!

I have the highest hopes for you and Chuck. You do make quite an adorable couple. He must be so thrilled that you're willing to give up your lifetime goal of 10 boyfriends for him. It's so sweet!

And yes, I know, sometimes you just want to be a female stripper.