Letters To Some People About Some Important Stuff...

[dodger_sister]

Dear baylorsr,

Can we please get a parrot? I still want a ferret, but I concede to your whole "they are rodents" argument.

But look, parrots can do tricks!

Please, please, please?

Love, Dodger


Dear Eric Brady,

Oh sweetie, really? This is what you think porn stars dress like? That is so adorable.

Though I'm quite disappointed in the lack of shirtlessness going on here. In the future, please strip down for the creepy man, (6 minute marker, if you need a refresher on your porn star days), and look directly at the camera, that's how porn star auditions go. Also, if you really love your porn star girlfriend (btw, I applaud you in your choice of dating two women at once, especially since one is a porn star and the other seems to be a virgin, I totally get the irony there), but if you really loved her, you would have gone through with that pornographic screen test, mostly for my amusement.

Oh well, despite the lack of nudity and your ridiculous backwards baseball hat, I still love you and want to lick your pretty face. Our love was real - sorry to inform you though, I have moved on to a man named Dean. He's way sexier than you, and has a better car. But his family drama totally rivals yours and I'm pretty sure he's cheating on me with this dude in a trenchcoat. Though, I could be into that.

Always with love, Dodger


Dear Ben Affleck,

You are such a goober. I love you. That has nothing to do with anything, I just like to remind you.

This movie looks awesome. You are a fantastic director and I am excited for this to come out, because it looks wicked cool and intense.

Please, tell Don Draper (oh, that's his name, shut up.) that he is a sexy-pants.

Please tell Jeremy Renner to come over later and make-out with me. K? Thanx.

Please tell Jen and Jimmy I say 'hi!'.

Kisses, Dodger


Dear Misha Collins,

Why so in love with Jared? Oh, right, cuz he's Jared! Why did you two go and break Jensen's heart? Or, is it some sort of threesome thing and Jensen just isn't a fan of PDAs?

That's totally it, isn't it?

How does it feel when Jared's giant hand lands on your shoulder? All warm and tingly? If I spent a lot of time thinking about Jared's hands, which I totally don't, I would have to guess that they make you feel all warm and tingly.

Too bad you were in front of cameras and couldn't just lean over and give the top of that hand some kisses.

Still waiting for that whole World Domination thing - Salute, Dodger


Dear afra_schatz,

This is James Marsden.



Two more pics







I know of him for three reasons -

1) Hairspray!

2) He is Hugh Jackman's secret boyfriend.

3) My sister is only slightly obsessed - but I love her anyway.

Actually, I know him for some other reasons, but those are my favorite three.

Fist Bump, Dodger


Dear Me,

Go do something productive now.

Back Slap, Dodger

Comments

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

Dude. This comment made me so happy. Because I know writers that when I am in the mood for a certain type of fic, I just go to their LJ and scroll around. But I didn't think people just came to my LJ and looked for my fic. How sweet.

Okay, so if you are looking for my fic in the future, my FIC tags are (because I do have crazy tags like "six degrees of zac effron" and "zombie penguins") - for example: Character - Misha Collins, Fandom - Glee, Fic - Humor or Fic - Angst, Pair - Chad/Jensen, Rating - NC-17, Word Count - 1001 to 3000

So if you were actually looking for porn, I would rec either clicking the pairing you want or the Rating - NC-17 tag. Or you could just click the "Fiction - Mine" tag because I have something like 25 stories posted, so it wouldn't take that long to scroll thru.

Hope that helps.

Now the important things - Ah, Eric Brady. How I miss you and your angry secret love with Lucas (swear I didn't know what slash was when I watched this show with him on it, but I had this urge for one of them to throw the other against a wall and I didn't know why).

I actually watched when Jensen was on. I grew up on Days, my mom watched it, so I remember when the character of Eric Brady was like 8 (not Jensen obvs). And then it was on when I was on my lunch break at work when I was 18/19 years old, so right when Jensen was on it. Me and my couisn Jason used to watch it together in the summer's when he was home while he made us lunch and we were always fighting over who was going to date whom. He was continually pissed off at how no one in Eric's family seemed to appreciate all the things he did. I think my cousin had a litle crush on Jensen, honestly.

I quit that job though and then I took one where I wasn't home at the right time, so I never did see how it ended for Eric, how he left the show. I have heard rumors it was not good (I think the show was pissed Jensen wanted to go do something else).

Wanna tell me how it ended for Eric, please? /puppy eyes/

If it wasn't embarrassing enough that you wasted hours watching all the episodes of Days, now you will waste hours talking about it with me. ;)