Misha And Unicorns, Not Necessarily Together...

[dodger_sister]

I had you at Unicorns, didn't I?

You know what's hot? FBI men in suits. Just sayin'. On to other stuff...

Yesterday The BFF calls from her family vacation (she went with her parents to visit both her brothers who live out-of-state). But you know how when you are trapped for an extended period of time with "normies" and you have to have whole days worth of conversations about things that AREN'T Misha Collins?

It's not pleasant.

So when she finally got some away time from them all, she gave me a call. I tried to help her cram an entire day of fan-girl-ing into one hour. We discussed Misha (which mostly just consisted of sighing "Oh, Misha, I love you." <-- Okay, maybe that was just me), Winters/Nixon, Thomas Jefferson, Chad Michael Murray and Ash from SPN and The Waffle House, Jensen's underwear, and Charlie the Unicorn.

Somehow, she just saw the Charlie the Unicorn video, but she had never heard of the SPN version. Nor had she heard about Jared talking about it. This must be rectified. And since I'm here, and posting crack anyway, let me share some with you...



Misha!!! He made a movie. Himself. How was I not aware of this? It's not what we discussed about Misha, except of course the part where we discussed that he is awesome! Cuz he is. See Stranger Danger - A Short Cautionary Tale here.

Winters/Nixon!!! Okay, this isn't really cracky, because really, it's all Band Of Brothers Love!

Have this one too, it's short and All Winters/Nixon All The Time!

Thomas Jefferson!!! This totally made sense in our conversation, I swear. I didn't want Old Tom to feel left out, so here have a 1800 Anti-Thomas Jefferson Negative TV Ad, even though I am not anti-Thomas Jefferson. It's just funny. Also, weird things come up when you type "Thomas Jefferson" into youtube.

Chad Michael Murray and Ash From SPN and The Waffle House!!! (Yes, they were all part of the same conversation, thank you.)

Chad! Watch Chad Take Off His Pants!

Ash! My Boyfriend Is A Sex-Ass!

Waffles! After we talked about waffles on the phone, I've had this song stuck in my head. Whenever anyone mentions waffles, I feel the urge to shout, "Do you like Waffles? Yeah, we like waffles? Do you like pancakes? Yeah we like pancakes. Do you like french toast? Yeah, we like french toast. Doo-do-do-do. Can't wait to get a mouthful!" The Waffle Song!

Jensen's Underwear!!! The conversation was about Jensen and the soccer pics - but here, have some Dean. Cuz He's Not Wearing Underwear Today!

And lastly, but most importantly, by which I mean the entire point of this post, The Original Charlie The Unicorn! La-la-la-la!

Jo And Sam Take Dean To Candy-Mountain! Shun The Non-Believer! I love that Cassie is The Leopluradon. I love Jo's face when she says "Shunnnnn!" I love Sam's face when he says, "Charlie! Charlie! Charrrlieee!" and "Sweet sugary goodness." Also, I love how YED is on the screen during the happy Candy-Mountain song.

I love how Jared says the word "Charlie". Here, have Jared talking about his favorite SPN thing on the Internet!



That is all.

Comments

[aythia.livejournal.com]

How many boyfriends do you have? Really? :P

Also, Charlie the Unicorn is so damn... yeah.. wtf were they smoking? Hadn't seen the SPN version before...cracks me up. What cracks me up even more is the thought of the boys watching it! Oh my fucking god!

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

How many boyfriends do you have?

Um, 62? 63? Let's see, when I made my mixes about 8 years ago, I had 3 volumes of music, so 54-ish, plus then when I wrote their names all over my underwear, I probably added a few more, and that was before SPN and CW RPF, so...let's go with 63. Are we counting ex-boyfriends? Husbands? Baby-Daddies? Ex-Husbands? Guys who don't buy me dinner first? Define boyfriends. LOL, it's too late to do the math, dude, but enough that I keep busy. I have some girlfriends too. I'm easily distracted by The Shiny, you know this about me! Lol. What, my first boyfriend was comic book Robin and I was five.

Also, Charlie the Unicorn is so damn... yeah.. wtf were they smoking? Hadn't seen the SPN version before...cracks me up. What cracks me up even more is the thought of the boys watching it! Oh my fucking god!


Ikr, it's so messed up, who even came up with that? And then who thought, "I should turn this into a SPN vid?" I love it though. It's been stuck in my head for days. "Shun the Non-Believer! Shunnnnn!" "It's a Leopluradon, Charlie. A magical Leopluradon." "We're on a bridge, Charlie!" Lol, crack.

I think the girl who made this video probably really freaked out when she found out Jared was talking about it - wouldn't you? Jared, stop trolling the internet for SPN Crack - be a good red-blooded man and go look at porn. (Do you think after that, which was 2007, so when he was living with Jensen, that maybe he woke Jensen up everyday with a "Charlie! Charlie! We're going to Candy-Mountain, Charlie! A magical land of sweet sugary goodness!" until Jensen punched him in the face? I like to think so.) Lol ;)

[aythia.livejournal.com]

Some sort of drugs must have been involved when Charlie the Unicorn was created! Really! I want me some of that :P

Hahahaha, just the though of Jared waking Jensen up like that? Oh the amount of hilarious...:P

[tringic.livejournal.com]

Honestly, the best thing I found out trough this post? That Jared goes on youtube to watch his own gag reels ^_^

Also; I didn't know the spn version of candy mountain! but now I miss the YED; they should totally bring him back. And make him sing.

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

Honestly, the best thing I found out trough this post? That Jared goes on youtube to watch his own gag reels ^_^

Ikr, I don't even know what to say to that - Jared is a dorkus, that's what. He likes to watch himself be an idiot. Or he was looking for the most porniest Sam/Dean video ever to like email to Jim Beaver, because he thinks thats funny, and he just didn't want to admit to it in a room full of fangirls. Either way - I love you, Jared. So, does that mean he doesn't own the DVDs or he just doesn't have them in his trailer?

Also; I didn't know the spn version of candy mountain! but now I miss the YED; they should totally bring him back. And make him sing.

I miss him all the time. He should come back. IN A MUSICAL EPISODE!!! GET ON THAT, DICTATOR OF LILAS' WORLD DOMINATION!

[tringic.livejournal.com]

"Or he was looking for the most porniest Sam/Dean video ever to like email to Jim Beaver"

what do you mean, "or"? the gagreels are the porniest sam/dean vids ever! I mean; you've seen them, right? They touch (http://i817.photobucket.com/albums/zz100/tringic/SPN/gifs/SD-donottouch.gif) each other all the time; There's butt smacking (http://i817.photobucket.com/albums/zz100/tringic/SPN/gifs/J2-smackthat.gif), belly poking & padalegs (http://i817.photobucket.com/albums/zz100/tringic/SPN/gifs/02_gagreel_wrestling_3_bw.gif); eyelashes, grooming (http://i817.photobucket.com/albums/zz100/tringic/SPN/gifs/J2-grooming.gif) & hugging (http://i817.photobucket.com/albums/zz100/tringic/SPN/gifs/SD-HUG-love.gif) AND they say "I love you (http://i817.photobucket.com/albums/zz100/tringic/SPN/gifs/ILU-TOO.gif)" all the time - which, in all honesty, is probably why Jared likes to watch them. 
And, duh, of course he owns the dvds; that way he can watch his boyfriends in hq when they're spending time with us! but I suppose its possible he just has them at home.

I miss him all the time. He should come back. IN A MUSICAL EPISODE!!! GET ON THAT, DICTATOR OF LILAS' WORLD DOMINATION!

*adds to the list* frederic would totally do this, right? I'll see who I can recruit to make it happen.

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

Okay - it's now 3am, so prepare yourself for my babble. (I'm also listening to Christian Kane, yet again, so expect me to make no sense and randomly yell SEX at you)

The butt-smacking is pretty porny. If you just watch that gif repeat itself over and over, he just keeps wailing on Jensen's ass - I think I've seen that porn before. TMI? Shut it.

When Jensen fixes Jared's hair, Jared looks so sleepy - and then he gets this stupid smile on his face, like "Jensen touched my hair, squee!"

Jared has a copy of the SPN DVDs hidden in every room in his house, cuz he never knows when he's gonna need to huggle it. He also has "I love you" as his voice mail message ringtone. You believe I speak the truth, right? ;)

But when I say porn, I mean PORN! Haven't you ever seen the Wincest vid where someone took clips from an actual gay porn and manipulated them - like an actual hardcore gay porn - NO! I don't have the link - stop asking me!

I would randomly yell "sex" about Christian Kane and Steve Carlson right now, but given the above conversation, it feels redundant.

I can't help with Fred. I have no sway/blackmail on him. I've never actually met him. I saw him do a Q&A once, but I didn't meet him or anything. Good luck with that, oh fearless leader.

[tringic.livejournal.com]

*Squee* dont worry, 3am-you is the best crack for my creativity and SEX is not a bad thing.

I love the hair fixing, it's the new eyelash removing, maybe better.

"He also has "I love you" as his voice mail message ringtone. You believe I speak the truth, right?"

Totally. the "I love you TOO" part, obvs.

And uh... nope, haven't seen it. Didn't even know it existed. (I mostly use youtube to get my Beatles fix; the rest of the internets is for SPN.) Does Jared know?!

*pouts* we haven't nearly talked enough about Steve lately.

Also, I don't actually feel like a fearless leader, more like a great orchestrator, or a (only slightly evil) mastermind; I have no sway, I just have ~*ideas*~ and mini onions.

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

The Wincest porn wasn't on youtube - they wouldn't allow it, it was actual porn. Idk where I even saw it or how - but no way it was on youtube.

Does Jared know?

Oh god, I hope not. I like Wincest vids. I like gay porn. I was creeped out by this thing. Of course, it's Jared - so who knows what the hell with that boy, lol. He'd either freak out. Or he'd love it, in which case, he'd show it to Jensen - so, god I hope not. :o

The Beatles!

Steve! I can't talk to you about the things I have been thinking about Steve lately. It's dirty. I also have new Jason Manns music. It's so sweet - see, I worked him into my high school au (that only exists in my head) as the sweet high school boyfriend. How I've worked Steve into my head has been a completely different kind of thing. ;) I did talk a lot about Steve with my sister today, on account of Steve being in her pretend boy-band.

I wish they had "mini-onion" beanie babies. Just repeat after me - "I am a fearless leader of sex-pants." What, it's 4am, that makes total sense right now. It's your new mantra.

I was gonna try to get to our bed tonight and have some conversations with you there, but now it is very late and I must sleep (bullshit, I say) but maybe tomorrow I'll inform you of what is happening to Steve in Mall World. I need to get him a girl. He has to put up with enough shit from Christian, he ought to be getting laid.

[tringic.livejournal.com]

The Wincest porn wasn't on youtube

But Jared was. :P And lol, I don't know if I want him to have seen it... but damn, talk about mortifying, right? XD

Beatles! My only omg-NUTS-crazy-fangirl-crush that rivals spn. I love them so.

I can't talk to you about the things I have been thinking about Steve lately. It's dirty.

Steve is somehow relatively G-rated in my brain - for now, at least, because how I manage? idk. And lol, something needs to be done about that boyband idea - I want it to exist, dammit.

I wish they had "mini-onion" beanie babies.

When's your birthday, again?? May, right? Damn, maybe I should make them for christmas. or if you're in a hurry, I can make a pattern... can you sow? (cause my funds are limited & I have no idea of shipping costs; I can only shell out once or twice a year)

I was gonna try to get to our bed tonight and have some conversations with you there, but now it is very late and I must sleep

Pshhh. Stupid time zones. Now I have to do without you all day again *sadface*

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

Your Ringo icon!! I was always a George girl - because he was cute, because he never got enough play, and because I could harmonize with him very well.

Here, have a Crowley icon in exchange.

Jared - do you think he has ever accidently/or on purpose stumbled across like J2 HS AU vids? I love that bullshit (you shut it.) but I would soooo not want to subject him to it at all. That would be weird for everyone involved. I looked around on that whole Charlie the Unicorn thing and found out that incident happened at the con TWO days before the video makers 18th birthday. For her 18th birthday, she got a link to a con vid that was Jared talking about her Charlie video just days before. That's kind of awesome.

Steve used to be all G-rated for me (mostly I just want to climb him like a tree, he is tall) but, this month, I think because of the new music and thinking about him playing the guitar and remembering like when I totally fell for that guy watching his fingers and then thinking about his fingers, um, yeah...

Boy Band is not just a random weird thing my sister and I talk about - she actually wrote it - under her not-so-secret name. Her bff freaked out, I mean FREAKED out about Jensen in Smallville, so my sister started this running joke about how Jason Teague is the all-american boy but he secretly has an LJ and then she went and made him an LJ and then "he" (her better half as I refer to him, Jason Teague All-American Boy as she refers to him) went and did an RPS Big Bang about the boy band "5xEverything" and how the one guy Jensen Ackles fell in love wit that kid from The Mickey Mouse Club, Jared Padalecki. See Live and Onstage (http://allamboy.livejournal.com/3302.html) here. (I have lots of shit to do tonight, but I now I want to re-read this baby, cuz 5xE 4evah! OMG 5xE and The Mickey Mouse Club are so cute!! <--because it's fun to be an 11 yr old girl sometimes)

My birthday is in May - but no, no, don't worry about it. I just thought if they had them, it would be fun to throw them at Misha and then when he was all "What is this?" I could be like "It's your Mini-Onion" and then all the cool kids would want mini-onions too. You know it was 4am right?

Pshhh. Stupid time zones. Now I have to do without you all day again *sadface* - Aw, baby, Casie's gonna kick my ass when she gets home. /evil laugh/

[tringic.livejournal.com]

Lol, I'm a George-girl too (ever since I saw him sing "happy just to dance with you" in AHDN) but I seem to, uh.. have deleted my George icon? *hides*

I think Jared has seen a lot more than he would ever admit. Also not mocking the HS AU vids, even though I much prefer kid-fic-vids...

I see why you can't talk about Steve now.... XD

Oh, lol, I need to read that! Can I read it on a train? is it safe? In public? Cause it's the only free time I have left.. *pouts*

Hee, I want a mini onion myself & I'm sure Casie wants one, so you're getting one too. And Misha.

And yes, Casie is totally gonna kick your ass when she gets back - we should get on the chared to appease her.

ps: I posted something for you in my journal... *evil grin*

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

Live and Onstage is rated PG13, you can read it anywhere.

Wait, what? For me? Hang on...OMG!!!!!!! I FUCKING LOVE YOU!! Did you write fic about my fic that I haven't even written yet?!?! With cockatoos? I have...OMG.

Okay, wait, I can breath, hang on.

Okay - I was going to say next that I have to go eat but, yes, I have to go eat. And read this.

And then I'll be back in like a half hour and we can take this whole thing to our bed. K?

OMG, Steve and Misha are so yours for the day, baby.

(I was also going to yell at you that you are distracting me from writing anything, but WHO THE HELL CARES - MALL FIC AU FTW!)

[tringic.livejournal.com]

WIN \o/

I'm glad you like it, bb, but maybe you should... you know.. read it first, cause there's an, uh... surprise epilogue? at the end & well... read it & I'll meet you in bed.