Distracted By Something Shiny

Alright, normally I do these things for fun when I see them around and then move on, but THIS...this I had to post.

I WILL TAKE THIS FUTURE.

Remember the "tell your future" game you used to play with your girlfriends in like 5th grade? This is the virtual internets version of that.

		I will marry Ben & Jen & Jimmy.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in the middle of the fucking desert in our fabulous Apartment.
		We will have 13 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a yellow Golf Cart.
		I will spend my days as a talent agent assistant, and live happily ever after.

So, um, yes that IS Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner and Jimmy Kimmel. Because, I don't know if you know this or not, but they come as a set. Together. It's trufax. AND I GET TO MARRY THEM! Hahaha, lest we forget, we live in the middle of the fucking desert. And I swear, I put "1" and "3" as options for the kids, but somehow I got the highest number that I put on the list. Also, WTF, we have 17 people in an apartment?! We better have some serious footage and sound-proofing in that place, especially with all the sex we will be having so that we can produce our 13 kids. I will NOT be driving my kids around in a golf cart, but I damn sure will be pimpin' that shit out and driving it myself. I kind of always wanted a golf cart. I GET TO BE LIKE LLOYD FROM "ENTOURAGE" - TALENT AGENT ASSISTANT - LOOK, LOOK THE GAME SAYS SO AND THE GAME NEVER LIES, except apparently for all those times when I was a kid. And for the record, I put "Hooker" and "Lay-About" on the list of jobs. I guess Jen will have to bear all of our 13 kids, since I will be busy having a job and all.

THIS WILL AMUSE ME FOREVER. Thank you, aythia for the entertainment of the evening,

WHAT WILL YOUR FUTURE BE, BITCHES?! <--I'm sorry, I have to stop watching "Deadwood".

I had you at Unicorns, didn't I?

You know what's hot? FBI men in suits. Just sayin'. On to other stuff...

Yesterday The BFF calls from her family vacation (she went with her parents to visit both her brothers who live out-of-state). But you know how when you are trapped for an extended period of time with "normies" and you have to have whole days worth of conversations about things that AREN'T Misha Collins?

It's not pleasant.

So when she finally got some away time from them all, she gave me a call. I tried to help her cram an entire day of fan-girl-ing into one hour. We discussed Misha (which mostly just consisted of sighing "Oh, Misha, I love you." <-- Okay, maybe that was just me), Winters/Nixon, Thomas Jefferson, Chad Michael Murray and Ash from SPN and The Waffle House, Jensen's underwear, and Charlie the Unicorn.

Somehow, she just saw the Charlie the Unicorn video, but she had never heard of the SPN version. Nor had she heard about Jared talking about it. This must be rectified. And since I'm here, and posting crack anyway, let me share some with you...

( Random visual video crack slightly pertaining to our conversation... )

That is all.