A Little Glee...and A Little SPN

[dodger_sister]

First, I hate when I click "post" and then remember I didn't "tag" to a community. I always do it at one community every time I cross-post a fic. At least this time it was a moderated comm and it didn't just post straight through. /sigh/

Anyhoo...I have brief comments on Shows that I haven't had time to express yet.



First - conversation with my sister when Brittany wants to date Artie and admits she thought he was a robot.

Me: I don't know why I'm surprised Glee doesn't have continuity. I mean, when Brittany made out with Kurt, she told him that he was the last guy in school she hadn't made out with. Which means she must have made out with Artie at some point.

Sister: Don't be stupid. She thought she had made out with all the boys in school...because she thought Artie was a robot. That's totally continuity.

Me: Of course, that makes total sense. I love Brittany.

Which I do, never more so than in this episode. Her face at the end of it, when she was watching Artie, just broke my heart. I'm so glad Brit is getting some storylines, but this was so sad. I love this whole storyline from both of the characters.

Mercedes and Santana are so freaking hot, they really should get naked together. And then sing.

What?!?! Why is my boy in Juvie? And how can they all be so uncaring about him? Poor baby. Puck's gonna need some "just got out of jail" lovin' in a bit. I'm right here, baby! So is he in Juvie so they could introduce Sam or because Mark is off doing album promo shit? Either way, come home, baby. I miss you. /sigh/

Anyone else glad they went back to Kurt's inappropriate behavior with Finn last season? Now that they've knocked Kurt back a little on his high horse, let's get him laid! (see how that's my solution to everything?)

Mike and Tina! OMG I was so not on-board with this pairing at all...but omg, that was awesome. Still not sure how I feel about them as a couple because clearly he is kind of an idiot (though I am totally into that myself), but good lord that was great. Tina sang! Dean is so happy. Also, Mike could totally bang Emma if he wanted too. (Okay, that made sense to like three people...or just me...but he could.)

ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!!!!!!!!!




First, conversation with The Cousin while watching...

Castiel on TV: Where did you get the Staff Of Moses?
Kid on TV: I bought it.
The Cousin: From where? Ebay?

Omg, Castiel was hotter than ever!! Right? I mean, it's not just because I missed him so much. That man is delicious.

I liked this episode better than any so far.

Thank you for the fan-service, Sera. I love you, Sera. (No, really I do, not just for shallow reasons.) Fan-service came in the following forms...

Dean's back, which I have always and will always be obsessed with. It was so delicious. That whole scene was awesome.

Sam...idk why he is with a hooker but I kind of loved it because it's so skanky. Also, shut up Jared, you can so totally do rapid fire push-ups and chin-ups or whatever. I just saw you. Once again, I spent way too much time trying to determine if he was wearing underwear. He wasn't, was he?

But the best fan-service was...We all knew that Dean and Cas had a "special bond" but thank you for saying it. Love how Cas is apologetic because he didn't want to mention their special bond. Sam doing his Castiel impersonation (think that came out of Jared doing his around set all the time?) was hysterical. Sam is so indignant that Cas only comes for Dean! Hahahaha.

Not liking Castiel's super-super powers. It's going to make it boring every time he is on screen, if he is all Superman. Seriously, this is why I think Superman is a pussy. It's a cop-out. It's too easy. The BFF thinks Castiel's "drama" will be in him dealing with merging his angel-ness with what he learned as a human...which is awesome, but makes me not worry too much about how much danger they are in when Castiel is around. Plus, it does weird shifty things with the camera that make me dizzy.

Balawhatever is going to make for an interesting character, but they still better be working on getting Gabriel back to us. Someone on my flist said (tringic was that you, baby?) that it is nice to see Castiel having a real friend for a change. In my head, I'm like, "Balthazar was his old high school buddy. Awwww." And then I spewed up this fic idea where Cas and Bal are Bestest Best Friends and then Gabriel comes back and is all jealous cuz he thought he was Castiel's Bestest Best Friend. Guess I'm gonna have to write that shit now.

Also, maybe the gross-est episode they have had yet.

And also, jump me if you want, but I actually like Dean doing the whole, "I'm a traveling salesman who goes home to his family on the weekends" thing. (As is evidenced if you see the fic I just posted that I totally wrote before they revealed that storyline anyway and now watch it get pissed on. Ah well, it started out as AU, I guess it can go back to being AU if they fuck up this thing he has going on with Lisa and Ben, but dude, I really hope they don't.)

DING DONG THE CAR IS DEAD!!!!

Conversation in the car with my cousin, Jim.

(Car darts around us on highway.)

Jim: What the fuck? Who the hell do you think you are?
Me: A douchebag, look at his douchebag car.
Jim: Dude, with vanity plates. Douchebag is damn straight. You called that shit.
Me: I know. It's a 2010 Charger. Douchebag.

I feel like there was more stuff I thought during the episode, but whatever. Have to go shower now.

OH, RUFUS IS COMING BACK!! That was what I wanted to say!


In Sum: Hawaii Five-O is getting better. I could still do without Alex whatever his name is in that lead role, but it is hard to stay chemistry-less when acting next to my boy, Caan. And some of the looks Steve gives Danny are so "fuck me now", it's awesome. Plus, they are giving Daniel and Grace's characters some in-depth storylines, so I'm sticking with it.

Nikita is not as good as I expected, but I'm hanging in there because, hi Aaron Stanford, (who looks like he's had his nose broken a few times since I saw him last), and holy shit can Shane West wear a mother-fucking suit. Hi, Shane, you grew up nice since from when you were on that show with Billy Campbell.

I still am ridiculously excited about Hellcats. Idek why, but I love it and rush to watch my episodes every week. It's fun. You got a problem with me watching a teen drama about cheerleaders on The CW? Thought not.

Comments

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

BRITTANY!! PUCK!!!

I hope that maybe we start to see a Brittany who actually thinks about things first. She was so upset at Artie's reaction because it hadn't even occurred to her the things he was saying. It'll be nice if she hangs onto that lesson. And though I do love Brittany and Santana, it would be nice to see Brit stand up to her, stand on her own a little. I'm kind of all about Brittany/Artie right now. (wait...isn't that a Het pairing? That's, like, the third het pairing I have been into on this show! Weird.)

PUCK COME HOME BABY I'LL MAKE YOU BROWNIES AND SEX!!!!

[aythia.livejournal.com]

Het pairings still not my thing but yeah... I still want Puck back, I want Brittany and Artie AND I want that wuss Sam out. I just don't like him...

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

My first pairing on Glee that I was really into was Puck/Rachel. I don't have like an OTP on that show, I pretty much like anyone except Emma/Will & Finn/Rachel - but mostly because they bore me. Still, I am way more into Het pairings on that show than any show I've ever watched. It weirds me out and makes me question my identity. lol ;)

Are you the person who was saying that you can't get behind Sam because you used to watch him on Wizards of Waverly Place? If so, I was totally mocking you while watching it the other day - (at the same time my sister was mocking him and his stupid name, Chord Overstreet or whateverthefuck it is).

[aythia.livejournal.com]

Wtf? He hasn't been on Wizards...stop making things up only to mock me, bitch! :P

And yeah, his name is really, I don't even know. But nah, I think it's the boy-next-door All American good guy that I just can't stand. Plus, you know, he's kinda a wuss...

I want Puck back!

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

Oh thank god. You are correct. I wonder who told me that. I went and looked...he was on an ep of ICarly - which is sooo much better. No, seriously. ICarly is Nickelodeon. Wizards is Disney and I was terrified that Glee was about to get taken over by The Disney Channel Cult (which is not pleasant, it's like those creeping vines that envelop you from the floor up, like in Harry Potter.)

Well, is Sam more or less pansy than Finn? Let's have a serious conversation about the wuss level of the boys from Glee.

Puck clearly is a BAMF.

Artie, Kurt, Finn, Mike, Matt (cuz I refuse to admit that he is gone) and Sam. Go.

[aythia.livejournal.com]

Finn is pretty much a whiny, pouty, selfish brat. I do not get why he's the male lead either since Puck's voice is so much better.

Kurt is the twinkiest twink in Twinkletown, and I love him to pieces! He's a bit on the predatory side though, and god I hope he don't mess up when he finds someone that's gay enough to be interested back!

Mike has grown on me, even more so with the last episode, but he seems like a mommy's boy and I never been very found of that.

Matt, wtf with cutting him out like that? *growl* I had been hoping we would get closer to him in this season, fuckers!

Sam though, I dunno, like when he was talking to Quinn and his big "secret" was that he put lemon juice in his hair? Seriously? Lame little boy! Argh! I would totally like him if he fucked Kurt though...just saying...

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

I like Finn when he is being such a dork that it's ridiculous - like when he thought he saw Grilled Cheesus, that was too cute and probably the first time I have ever really liked him. I also liked when he finally said to Kurt, "I don't like that you can't understand that no means no." But mostly he bores me. And when I get bored, my mind wanders to shinier things - namely Puck! Oh, and when Finns drums, I like that - but it's like you with barefoot wet men - the way I feel about drummers. ;)

Mike, I actually like less now that we see his whole, "Everyone who is Asian should love Asian things and my mother is my world" type of attitude. But that boy is still slick on the floor and hot, so, yeah, I'm shallow.

Matt, I think would have been a great character to get to know, I'm so sad they cut him out. So sad. He seemed genuinely sweet and smart and I would have loved to know more.

Kurt is awesome in that he knows who he is and isn't afraid to show it. Remember when he was letting the guys bully him but then they shoved Tina - how he got in their faces and was like, "Dude, she's a girl, what's your problem?!" I love Kurt and I love him even more that they made the character flawed and not perfect. Because it is so much more realistic than just making him the perfect little angel boy who is so downtrodden and spit on. Kurt holds his own shit and messes up his own shit and is real. Wow - apparently, despite my issues with some of his behavior, I really like Kurt. Good to know. ;)

You forgot Artie. Artie is bad-ass and awesome and should totally date Puck. Huh, that came out of nowhere but I am sticking with it. Okay, he can date Brittany too. Oh - Artie/Puck/Brittany threesome!

Yes, I liked Sam right up to the part where he compared Quinn's unwanted pregnancy baby that she gave up for adoption...with his bleached out hair. Shut up, Sam! Still they did Jason Mraz and it made me smile cuz I totally have a J2 vid on my computer to that song. Everything goes back to SPN!

Rumor has it that Sam is the love interest for Kurt, but I wonder if that's actually true. Do you know, is that for sure? Because one minute I see them leading to it and then the next I see them leading away from it...and I wonder if they are misleading us. I won't be surprised if Kurt's bf ends up to be someone else.

BAMF Chart (leading up to #1)

6. Sam
5. Finn
4. Mike
3. Kurt
2. Artie
1. Puck

Girls? (on the BAMF Chart)
5. Rachel
4. Tina (which I feel bad cuz I totally love Tina!)
3. Brittany
2. Santana (I like Brit better, but make no mistake, Santana is Bad-Ass.)
1. Mercedes

[aythia.livejournal.com]

How could I forget Artie? I'm sorry Artie! I really do like him, he's very cool and he stands up for himself (pun totally fucking intended).

I got no idea, I heard those rumours about Sam as well, and I really do want Kurt to find someone, Kurt is such a twinky little bottom and he needs to get his ass fucked *nod*

As for the girls I have to totally agree, I adooooore Brittany but Santana is way more kickass. I just wish she had some redeeming side. I like Mercedes personality, but not so much her singing, too much wailing.

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

I love Mercedes' voice, holding notes the way she does is fucking hard dude. But Santana also blows me away with her voice and I can actually do her style of singing better than I can copy anything Mercedes does.

I would actually like someone better for Kurt than Sam - not just because Sam seems like an idiot - because let's face it, Kurt would love a boy-toy - but because I think Kurt needs that counter-balance of someone who can hold their own against him when he gets all bossy. It'd be better for Kurt, even if he doesn't think so. (It's why I always thought Puck would be better for him than Finn).

Which leads me to - Kurt really does need a boyfriend - it's not fair that he will have to spend his whole high school career without someone because he lives in such a small town - (I've been there, in a class of 82 people, it's hard to find someone who wants to date a disabled girl). So, my solution - Puck is getting out of Juvie. And we all know Puck can't go 24 hours without sex - so, maybe Kurt oughta try hitting that. Puck might be more receptive now. God, that would be awesome!

[aythia.livejournal.com]

I imagine Kurt as a toppy bottom :P It's just, yeah, he seems to know what he wants. And he seriously needs to get laid!

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

Yes - and you know what, despite me not being crazy about Sam - he would be good at this, being a bottomy-top for Kurt's toppy-bottom - omg, this conversation just got weird (as all of our conversations tend to do, lol.)

[aythia.livejournal.com]

What? We're just talking what boy should take it up the ass, how is that weird? :P