The Best TV Show You Are Not Watching.

[dodger_sister]

I think I am wearing my underwear backwards. Just FYI.

Now onto important things. I should have posted this two months ago, but I am lazy and lame and did I mention lazy? Do any of you remember this summer when I talked about my favorite summer soap opera - As All World Turns? (that I unfortunately stopped doing recaps for because of that lazy-lameness I mentioned above). As All World Turns is totally real and has nothing to do with my sister's Sims. /shifty-eyed look/

Anyway, the producer of that show has made a new show and OMG, you guys need to be watching it, like whoa. You know that quote from Glee where Holly and Coach Sue were all, "Hoarders is good, but Animal Hoarders is better."

Well, Baby Hoarders is THE BEST THING EVER!

They hoard babies! BABIES, YOU PEOPLES!



Compulsive Baby Hoarding is a mental disorder marked by an obsessive need to create and keep babies, even if the family cannot sustain more children in a healthy environment.

More than 3 million Sims are compulsive baby hoarders.

This is one of their stories.

Does anyone you know need to be on this show? (besides those people from 19 Kids and Counting or say, The OctoMom).

But doesn't this Dodger person have the cutest kids ever, like squee? And also, doesn't she have the best clothes, like so cute? Also, I like her haircut. Okay fine, she dresses like a slut and wears whorish makeup and is a total skank - I can only dream to be so awesome myself.

A few things I wanted to point out (among many) - Gus sitting awkwardly on the bench while Shawn and Dodger flirt, poor neglected Audrey's slightly violent play with her toys, the wing like decor on the walls over the cribs at Castiel's house. Things that took place off camera - sure, the kids were all upstairs crying while she made out with Manny!Misha, but that doesn't make her a bad mom. It was MISHA! Also, yes, after she slept with Spike's friend Percy Wesley, Wes did sit down to dinner with her and all the kids and Spike did come home from his job as a criminal and find them all eating dinner together, but he was totally okay with it - it was Percy after all.

I would also like to say at this point - speaking on behalf of this Dodger!Sim person - that she is terribly sorry to have slept with liptonrm's boyfriend. She claims she had sex with him in the public restroom and then saw his car and realized he had to be Castiel's Lipton's boyfriend. She totally didn't have sex with him again in the Impala after that...totally.

Also, she wants her sister to know that she is an evil genius - but she is still a BABY-STEALER and such. And her one-armed Russian husband isn't all that - no matter how hot he is.

If you want to tell baylorsr that she is a baby-stealer, you may log your compliant here.


Unfortunately, too many people were afraid of having their children taken by Social Services - so they couldn't get anyone else to do the show and thus only produced one episode.

Boo that.

Comments

[jojothecr.livejournal.com]

I think I am wearing my underwear backwards. Just FYI.
LOL.

You know that quote from Glee where Holly and Coach Sue were all, "Hoarders is good, but Animal Hoarders is better."
No. Haven't seen a single episode of that... thing. Thank God

Well, I'm definitely not a Baby Hoarder. Unless you count kittens, because if I could have fifty kittens, I would. ;)

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

Yes, I was wearing my underwear backwards. But it wasn't because I was thinking about Jeffrey Dean Morgan while I got dressed and was all distracted. Or anything. ;)

I can't believe you don't watch Glee. With as much as you enjoy music, I would think it would be right up your alley. I enjoy it because it is silly and ridiculous and over the top. Sometimes you need something where you don't have to think too hard. I say it is my happy show. It brings me...glee. <-- see what I did there.

They have this commercial for Animal Hoarders where they start it out as "I have 19 babies." "I have 32 babies." I have 87 babies." and every time I see it, I'm like, "OMG BABY HOARDERS! Oh no, wait, Animal Hoarders." lol

I love kittens as well, but my sister's troubler maker baby, James T Kirk, is quite enough to handle, lol.

[jojothecr.livejournal.com]

Jeffrey, huh? ;)

I do like music, you're right, but not in this form. I guess I have a thing against american high school system, too. It reminds me way too much High School Musical, which I haven't seen, only a few minutes, but even that was quite enough. When I want to laugh, I watch The Big Bang Theory. Glee irritates me just from watching the trailers. But you enjoy! :)

LOL! I have only four babies, if a Betta fish counts.

Oh, I know trouble makers - my sister's Tadeas is a Satan's child. Has to be.

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

Always Jeffrey, bb. John Winchester was the Winchester I claimed for myself. (I sadly lost him to my sister. She used that age old thing of, "But I'm the oldest!". Argh). I do like 'em older. ;)

But...But "High School Musical" was directed by Kenny Ortega! The man is a dance choreography God! He directed "Newsies" and omg, I have heart him so hard. Choreographer-crush!

LOL! I have only four babies, if a Betta fish counts.

Totally counts!

And then when the babies are all done being the devil-child, they are all, "Aren't I the cutest?" lol

[liptonrm.livejournal.com]

OMG YOU ACTUALLY POSTED IT!!!!! I am too excite for words.

Cas forgives you for sleeping with Dean. He understands that there was a time in Dean's life when he slept with anything that was halfway willing and reasonably attractive. It's not Dean's fault that you tricked him into procreating. Oh, wait, it is Dean's fault since, hello, what was he doing not using a condom? Come on, Dean. Get it together.

Spike really is Dodger's perfect romantic partner. Trufax.

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

I appreciate Castiel forgiving me for that. I was clearly going through something very serious and was mentally unbalanced. Anyway, Dean's offspring are very important to the Apocalypse and all, so I guess someone had to carry those kids. Although, doesn't Sims have MPreg now? So I guess Castiel could have carried Dean's babies.

Anyway, what do you think - Karen is the Lucifer!Vessel and Katie is the Michael!Vessel?

Remember when I had that dream abouut Sim!Spike stalking me and then we started dating and he had to convince everyone in my family that he still didn't eat people and he was wearing his Sim!Spike tshirt? That was awesome.

That Fairly Legal show just came on my TV and when I went to change it, there was Uncle!Cylon (you know, the athlete who was also Chad Michael Murray's uncle.)