Distracted By Something Shiny

So I had a good day yesterday.

( Yesterday, this weekend and bonus!Batman Begins under the cut. )

But those damn meddling kids - I wouldn’t put it past them to have been the ones that toilet papered us.

Finally, while we were watching Batman Begins, I asked ceitfianna if she had ever seen the MTV Movie Awards parody with Jimmy Fallon. She had not, so I went and scrounged it up and shall now share, for all your viewing pleasures.

I have his face all over my underpants!

I have now successfully ruined the chase scene for you forever. You can thank me later.

First, thank you to everyone who expressed good wishes for my baby boy! I love you guys.

Papa Bear is home now and doing a ton better. The vet said he had the flu and that because he weighs so little, he had gotten massively dehydrated. They kept him for two whole days and gave him IV fluids and meds. I have been monitoring how much water he drinks since he got home. They said the confusion was from the dehydration, which is good, because I was convinced he'd had a stroke. Because of the steroids he is on for other things, his immune system is majorly depressed, so we can expect this to happen more as he gets older. But now I know what to look for, to start watching the minute I notice him having problems, how to check for dehydration and can get him right in for fluids the next time. Now that I know, I won't be so freaked out the next time either. I just have to keep like $200 in my account at all times, for cat health services. We are also going to invest in our own crate (the one we have now is my cousin's) so that when he does get sick, we can monitor him better and keep him away from the other cats.

I brought him home and we had a big cuddle. This morning I woke up with my feet sticking out from under the covers and Papa Bear grooming my toes. Though, after we got Papa Bear home, one of my sister's cat went and threw up. We watched him and he seems to be okay and it didn't happen again, so I don't know if he got the flu too or what.

In other news, tomorrow (probably today by the time I get this posted) is my mom's birthday. I know, it's a crappy date to have as a birthday. Anyways, my sister and I tried to get my mom to go to breakfast with us, but she has plans already. I am actually happy about this - she never goes out and does anything, so I am happy some old friends invited her over. My sister and I are taking her to dinner on Tuesday. It seems all my mom and I do lately is fight with each other, so I hope it won't be awful.

In Sum: My sister has a Logan-Sim and he wanted to be a firefighter, so she let him. Now her Sim Fire-Fighting Team consists of Logan the Wolverine, Zoe from Firefly, Jo from Supernatural and Gunn from Angel.

My response?

"I would light our house on fire just to make them come over and be hot-asses. Damn."

My subject line is apropos of nothing...except I was just watching "Friends" and Joey had these boxes stacked up in front of the TV and Chandler came in and Joey's head popped up all tralalala. Then Chandler was all whining about Ross and Joey said, "Hey, Ross is our friend and he needs our help! Now, would you just be a grown-up and come watch some TV in the fort?" - and I loled so hard because I heart Joey something fierce. FIERCE!

Then next they aired the episode with Ross' sandwich, "MY SANDWICH!" and it was also the "I'm Joey. I'm disgusting. I eat chicken skins and look at naked pictures of my friends." episode. Which is basically a series of events that makes Joey look horrible until they catch him eating chicken skins and looking at naked pictures of Monica. The former is totally Joey's fault, but the latter, it turns out, is all Monica's fault.

The point of that is that it is hilarious and my sister and I say it all the time. "I gotta shower. I'm Joey." Which is code for "I'm sweaty and gross and disgusting." Or if I burp, then it's all, "Excuse me. I'm Joey." and my sister will say, "Don't eat so many chicken skins. And stop looking at naked pictures of your friends."

Because we are just that lame awesome.

Other random things - ( like Battle: Los Angeles, a grandpa update and random British nurses. )

Erm. Sometimes being a fangirl amongst the normies is hard.

In Sim News - ( Dodger is dating a vampire and an angel - but not Angel The Vampire )

Also, today I picked up my new glasses. So far they have only given me a headache, but I think I just have to get used to them. Oh, and I do not have the consumption or the death plague - I think I had a chest cold and a pulled muscle at the same inconvenient time - but THANK YOU for your concern and love! <3

That is all.

A couple things...

I saw the eye doctor yesterday. They are very happy. The lens is perfectly centered and everything looks good. There is still some minor inflammation, to be expected, and my eye still gets tired and itchy by the end of the day. I hope that will go away, but it always got itchy before too and I was just assuming it was the contact. Maybe it wasn't. Anyway, they don't want to see me for another month, which makes me happy.

So, I have some news on my sister's Dodger-Sim she made.

( Basically, I don't know about birth control. )

Sometimes I wish my real life even remotely resembled my Sim-Life, because dude, look at that list of baby-daddies. Come on, Misha, let's get pregnant.

So, this is my sister's Sims. She started a new game play just before Memorial Day. Every weekend, when The BFF is down, she takes us in her room and shows us what has happened this week on her Sims. She puts together these three minute videos and we flail around about "OMG, did you see Richard and Misha holding hands? They're so cute! Did you see Dean crying again? OMG, Dean, I want to huggle you! When are Xander and Anya going to have another baby?" But the episodes are really short, so it's possible I expand on them a little bit.

For your pleasure. Not mine. /looks around shifty eyed at you all/

Also, I live under the delusion/truth that AS ALL WORLD TURNS IS A REAL SHOW - DON'T TELL ME IT ISN'T - I CAN'T HEAR YOU - LALALALA

( As All World Turns - Season One - Episode 3 & 4 - Recaps )

I'm so excited for Dean's MILF action, you guys. I think this J2 thing is going to totally take off the ground. And I kinda want to write some hate-sex JDM/Evil Councilman Mark Pellegrino <--what? He's evil but he ain't ugly.

Now I'm gonna go look for some As All World Turns fan-fiction.

Yes, it's that time again - actually it was that time like a week ago, but I was very busy, reading a book. A book, people!

But I know you are all wondering what has been happening with my sister's Sims.

There has been a few major happenings in the last couple episodes, on my favorite summer show, ( As All World Turns )

Hey, liptonrm, did I miss anything of importance?

It's been nearly two weeks, so it's time to make our official announcement - I am, in fact, dating Chuck Shurley.

Suck on it, ladies.

Now for all you nay-sayers who are going "But, um, Dodger? Chuck isn't a real person." - I say "My boyfriend will smite you down with his thunderous hand."

Okay, so my sister has Sims 3. It's been in game play for about three weeks now. And just over a week ago, the Dodger Sim got her first boyfriend. CHUCK FREAKING SHURLEY!

That's right, ladies. I am dating Carver Edlund, famed cult novelist of the Supernatural books. I take good care of my baby, in exchange for which, I get to see the first drafts of all of his works. I will know things that are going to happen to Sam and Dean before you. My fan-fiction will rule the internets. I will be the BNF of the world. Because my boyfriend is CHUCK FREAKING SHURLEY.

He is also very cute, doesn't require that I wear pants, always has whiskey on hand, and has these random but very cute guys (one in a trenchcoat even though it's summer which is weird but he's yummy, so whatever) who stop over often. (They usually make my boyfriend all blundery and nervous, but they don't wig when I stare at their pretty faces, or perv on their car, and they insist I do better about it than Chuck's last girlfriend - whose name we don't ever mention because who does she think she is? My Wincest is better than hers anyway!)

Um - yeah. In Sims 1, the Dodger Sim randomly showed up at the bar or the dance club with a variety of boyfriends and in the original game she played on Sims 3, the Dodger Sim had a lifetime goal of having 10 boyfriends. And yet, I didn't get as excited about dating Orlando Bloom, Joey Tribbani, Shawn Spencer, Logan James (who I apparently had a child with, wtf), Jayne Cobb, Krusty the Klown (who totally replaced Orlando as my #1 dance competition partner - we ruled the floor, baby), Geoffrey Shawcross...you get the idea. Many of them I dated at the same time, to fulfill my ultimate goal of having ten boyfriends.

And still, somehow, dating Chuck seems better than all of that combined. Also, as my goal is still to have ten boyfriends, I think given that it is Chuck and all, shouldn't he count as like four boyfriends? I think he should.

Besides, I find myself hoping that Dodger Sim doesn't actually date anyone else. Oh My God, did I just say that? I don't want to be the whore of Simville? What? I want to be like in a serious relationship where I am loyal to someone? menel and liptonrm, you guys just totally fell off your seats, didn't you?

But it's Chuck. I mean, it's Chuck.

Also, someone has put a crib in my house. I think she maybe trying to tell Chuck and I something. We are very busy writing the next Supernatural book/fan-fiction based on the next Supernatural book, so we haven't gotten on that yet. I find it a much better idea than when I randomly had a baby with Logan, The Wolverine, who I don't think I was even really dating.

Although, I'm not sure Chuck and I are ready for a baby, though it would be exciting. If we do and it is a girl, I would like to name it Ava, for my grandmother. If it is a boy, I think we should name it Gabriel (there isn't a Gabriel in the game!). Also, I live with Karen Walker and she is dating both Evil Councilman Mark Pellegrino and The Evil Djinn. And I think I would be more amused if Karen used the crib and had a child with either of her boyfriends, especially if the Djinn baby came out blue.

Then I was discussing with the bff at the eye doctor, genderswap. She was reading a Always-a-Girl story and discussing how that was a different type of genderswap than the kind I had been trying out. I said that the one I found that I had liked the best, had Gabriel as a female stripper, but I don't even think of it as genderswap, cuz he did it on purpose and then he just changed back when he was done having sex with Castiel and also, sometimes he just wants to be a female stripper. And then I said, "Hey, Gabriel is just like, I'm Gabriel, sometimes I just want to be a female stripper." And as the words "sometimes I just want to be a female stripper" were leaving my mouth, the doctor walked in the room. And all I could think was "I wonder if he's asking himself why I felt the need to clarify that I want to be a female stripper."

But then I thought, "Hey, if I marry Chuck, I will be Gabriel's step-mother. That's weird. Or I'll give birth to Gabriel and then he'll grow up and sometimes be a female stripper."

OMG. This is the weirdest post I have ever made.

In conclusion: I am dating Chuck Shurley. My boyfriend will smite you, bitches. (But not actually any of you, because I love you all.)