Hot Guys...With Puppies!!! (you will ache in your womanly parts)

[dodger_sister]

IT'S queenklu'S BIRTHDAY! (or it was when I started putting this post together anyway...) SO I GIVE YOU HOT GUYS...AND PUPPIES!!

Dear queenklu:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BB!

I was going to write you a fic for your birthday. You know, that H5O sexting fic where Kono gets her hands on Danny's phone and sexts Steve in an attempt to hook them up? Yeah, turns out, I SUCK WORSE AT SEXTING THAN DANNY WILLIAMS DOES!! In fact, I have never sent a regular text message in my life - what? Technology is scary, okay?! Also, I have an old crappy phone, but it was free, so whatever.

Anyhoo, if you know anyone who wants to write that fic, poke them. Or anyone who just wants to write the sexting bits for me, that's also good.

But in the meantime...HAVE SOME HOT GUYS AND PUPPIES!!! HOPE IT WAS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER, BB!!

Love,

Dodger


Shall we start with Scott Caan?



Sadly, I couldn't find any decent ones of Michael or Chad...

Look at Aldis' face! HIS FACE!!



CHRISTIAN WITH A PUPPY! MY HEART HAS FLIPPED OVER SEVERAL TIMES IN A ROW!!



And you get two of David, because look, LOOK!





This is my TV-boyfriend, Enrique Murciano. I LOVE HOW MUCH HE LOVES HIS DOGS!





Ewan McGregor - The Puppy! The Outfit! The Bike!



Jared and his babies!







Okay, well that could go on for awhile because HARLEY AND SADIE ARE SUPERSTARS!! So let's skip ahead to Jeffrey Dean Morgan!!

JDM AND DOGS ODDLY MAKES MY OVARIES HURT!!







Okay, that could go on for awhile too because JDM IS SUCH A SUPERSTAR!!

John Barrowman and WEE!PUPPY!!!



MARK SALLING! LOOK AT THE PUPPY'S LITTLE PAW ON HIM!!



Matt Cohen - HOW ADORKABLE IS HE??



Matthew Gray Gubler - I COULDN'T PICK JUST ONE, OKAY?!?!







And here is Viggo Mortensen - having breakfast with a horse.



Anybody have any of Zach Quinto or Orlando Bloom? I know there are some in the world, but I'm tired now - (and either need to go to my bunk or else adopt all the puppies!)

Come on...give me everything you've got, peoples!!

Comments

[blue-fjords.livejournal.com]

OMG. I heart this post w/ all the hearts in my body. I cannot choose a favorite out of these pics. I am flailing over each one! And I will provide you w/ Zach Quinto and Zachary Levi:

(http://s245.photobucket.com/albums/gg51/fossoway/?action=view&current=zachsinsealshirts.jpg)

[slothy-girl.livejournal.com]

does Jared have a new puppy??? But i thought he only had Harley and Sadie! Who is that puppy puppy LOL it's adorable *gushes*

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

Do you mean the puppy in the first of the Jared pictures? I think that is Sadie - it may be from awhile ago though - (look how young Jared looks and how short his hair is). I just want to lay down on the floor and take a nap with them too! :)

[slothy-girl.livejournal.com]

oh my! Now i can see her! LOL wow im such a dork LOL- no someone needs to write a fic *flail* about the world through the puppys eyes- that'd be pretty cool!!!!

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

no someone needs to write a fic *flail* about the world through the puppys eyes- that'd be pretty cool!!!!

Well, get on it, girl!! ;) (there probably is one, I can't imagine there isn't, but I've never seen it...so go forth and write!)

[slothy-girl.livejournal.com]

Bleh but writing is so much work! LOL *sigh* I might just take it up though... hmm- gimme a couple ideas to get inspired? More pics maybe ;) get me in the mood :DDD LOLOLOL

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

May I suggest writing the whole thing from Harley or Sadie's POV - how silly the humans are, they look at each other like they are the best squeaky toys ever. It's obvious they want to chew on each other like an awesome chewy bone.

And it'd be funny if you didn't realize it was the dog at first - I stretched on the bed next to Jared. He ran his warm hand down my back and I was content. I nudged him softly, it was the only way he would know I had to go to the potty.

It'd be funny and cracky!

DO IT! (does just yelling at you to do things work on you?)

[slothy-girl.livejournal.com]

Good idea!!! Thank you!

And kind of- if i have a deadline im pretty awesome at getting things done LOL

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

If it helps you to have a deadline, I'll just quietly say, "My birthday is May 23.". ;) lol

[slothy-girl.livejournal.com]

haha- okay, well, I'll definately think about it and plan and get on it- but if it doesn't get finished until later- YOU CANT BALME ME PLZ DSKJFLaskNFDOLHLSLDN im one of the unfortunate people who is in a school where they give homework like parents give their kids veggies x_x but i promise to give it my all and put forth so much effort bb- you dont even know!!!! *cries heartfelt-ly*

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

You are talking to the girl who has no job and yet hasn't written more than 3,000 words total in the last three months. I don't know how people who have jobs/school live their lives and still find time for LJ and writing. Don't people ever sleep? ;)

I'm also the person who started a bday story for someone in October and still hasn't finished it. :(

Trust me, bb, I understand these things. :)

[slothy-girl.livejournal.com]

Haha- yeah i know how that is- during the summer i get hit by bunnies left and right and rarely act on any of them :O They get back at me later of course, with knives and guns and such LOL

Aw!!! You'll get it done eventually! Set a deadline for yourself- or- I could be your motivational cheerleader :D

*huggles*

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

heehee Two Zachs In One! Omg, look at the way Levi has his hand on Quinto's shoulder! Look at the puppy! Look at Quinto's crotch! (he is really rockin those jeans). I love this picture! Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed this post with all the hearts, bb.

PS: I do have this picture of Quinto with a kitten but he looks like he is using it for nefarious purposes. ;)

(http://pics.livejournal.com/dodger_sister/pic/00085ay8/)

[wolfrider89.livejournal.com]

*melts*

*melts some more*

ALDIS + PUPPIES! ASDFGGDLFOGLKM! :D

And Chris! And David! And JARED! And JDM! And.... yeah, you get the idea. :P

This post is made of awesome puppy win!

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

I knew you would like the Aldis pic, babe! ;) And David with the wee little puppy is so freakin' cute, right? Sorry I melted you, (not really though). ;)

Awesome Puppy Win! That's gonna be my new catch-phrase when I like something. /beams/

[wolfrider89.livejournal.com]

Yeah, me'n'Aldis, we go WAY back in the crush department. (like a whole six months. I rule. I also have no idea what the hell I'm saying, just ignore the rambling)

David + puppy = epic levels of cute!

Haha, glad to have provided new catch-phrase!

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

I remember when you and I first started talking to each other online, you were all crushing on Aldis. I think I had just started crushing on him at the same time.

[wolfrider89.livejournal.com]

Haha, yeah, that must have been right around when I went to Asylum, because damn, seeing him in person kicked that crush off big time. :) Has it been that long already? *nostalgic*

[queenklu.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD MY HEART HAS MELTED SO MANY WONDERFUL TIMES. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALDIS OH MY GOD I WANT TO SMOOSH HIM LIKE HE SMOOSHES PUPPIES ALKJSDFALSKJDF BB, BB, ILU SO FUCKING MUCH AAAAAND GUESS WHAT, STILL MAH BIRTHDAY FOR ANOTHER HOURRRR. WHICH I WILL NOW SPEND GAZING ALL HEART EYED AT THIS POST.

♥______________________________________________________♥

SERIOUSLY, I CAN'T GET OVER ALDIS'S FAAAAAAACE

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

BB, I'M SO GLAD YOU ENJOYED YOUR BIRTHDAY PICSPAM!!!

I KNOW, ALDIS' FACE!!!! I WANT TO SQUISH HIS SQUISHY FACE!!!

I am also glad it got to you before the end of your actual birthday. (I always forget you are way behind me in the timezones!)

Can you imagine that at this time last year I didn't even have a livejournal and was reading your stories in the dark of my bedroom all alone? I'm so happy I joined the rest of the world here in lj-land, just so I can scream at you regularly in capslock about ridiculousness - for you are awesome and make me laugh like all the time.

<3 <3 <3 HOPE THE REST OF YOUR BIRTHDAY WEEK HAS BEEN ROCKIN' TOO, BB!!

[ranua.livejournal.com]

That was the sound of me exploding. I can not textually render my joy at the sight of all these gorgeous men and the doggies they love. *happy sigh*

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

I exploded you? Oops. I know, I love men who love their pets. /dreamy sigh/ Today the x-ray tech asked me if there was a chance I am pregnant. My brain immediately said, "Well, I did look at those pics of JDM with his dogs yesterday." ;)

[ranua.livejournal.com]

Today the x-ray tech asked me if there was a chance I am pregnant. . . "Well, I did look at those pics of JDM with his dogs yesterday. lol! I was all 'I deny you any power over my ovaries JDM! I'm not going through that again even for you!!!'

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

There is no denying Jeffrey Dean Morgan. He will take your ovaries to do with as he pleases.

[notragicmercury.livejournal.com]

I don't know you, but someone linked this to me with the comment "Best Thing On the Internet Today." It's a feat, because it came at 9:15 am. I put forth, however, that THIS IS THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET ALL YEAR! queenklu is very lucky :)

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

Hi! It makes me ridiculously happy that you would take the time to leave me this comment. Best Thing On The Internet All Year? heehee Thank you, darling.

[tombolguid.livejournal.com]

OMG PUPPIES!! AND BOYS!! And a horse cos Viggo's a mofo like that! XDD

Oh hey, I could be willing to help with the texting bits if you want. I've never actually sexted someone but I text plenty and smut fills my life. 2+2? Maybe? I dunno. If you wanna take a leap of faith, let me know. ;p

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! I can't decide which is better, the PUPPIES or the BOYS!! I don't even know why I have that picture of Viggo with a horse, but omg it makes me smile every damn time.

I would love to write the fic with you!! That would be awesome. I've never written with someone before, it's kind of exciting. Smut fills my life too and I am great at phone sex (well, in fic anyway, lol) but since I have never texted, idk how to write in texting language. How about I write up the beginning and the end and send it to you and you can kind of get an idea of what I'm doing and then fill in the sexting part? :p

[tombolguid.livejournal.com]

Me either! And their faces!! XDD

Eeeee~! This is terribly exciting! *glee fists* I've never written with anyone else either. Texting's easy! It's like netspeak. If you chat online a lot, then you're using the same principle. Yes, please!

I found this when I first saw this post. It's a list of sexting acronyms. (http://www.esarcasm.com/347/25-more-sexting-acronyms-parents-should-know/) It's hilarious XD

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

I know, am so excited. I'll get you my bits sometime next week. Holiday weekend and all that.

[tombolguid.livejournal.com]

Not a problem. Have a great weekend! ^^

[dugindeep.livejournal.com]

LOL OMG THAT LAST ONE!

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

And by "that last one" you mean VIGGO WITH A HORSE - EATING OATMEAL! I <3 Viggo and his dirty hippie self so hard. ;)

[jolietjones.livejournal.com]

I'm here via queenklu and am so happy I visited.

Awesome puppy picspam! I think I need a brandy after that...

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad some of Klu's flist checked out my spammage <--that sounds dirty, lol. I know, I felt like I needed a whiskey and a cigarette and then maybe to roll around on the floor with some fluffy animals. Thanks for the love, darling!

[tringic.livejournal.com]

:DDDD boys and puppies foreeeeeverrrrr. I remember when you didn't even know that pic of Aldis & those of MGG! lol that random conversation... Good times. (Yes, I totally just went nostalgic and went to read it back. Now listening to CK because of it) I miss you babbling about Mall!verse at me. *pokes* How's that going, anyway?
Also, I still have that old folder with puppy pics somewhere on my external disc, and I think Orlando is in it somewhere - I can look it up if you want?

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

YOU! You're where I got all my best pics of hot guys and puppies!!! 8) I knew someone AWESOME gave me all this shit once. Wait...now I remember, I was um, we'll say having "seizures in my girly parts" over MGG's hands and you were all, "Prepare for the best MGG thing ever!" and then hit me with these pics. I love them. I love him. And his puppy.

Oh, Aldis. /sigh/ Babe, I was so uneducated in the world of CW RPS before you came along. I thought all there was, was J2 AUs. The things I didn't know.

/hides face/ I haven't thought about Mall!verse in months. I just got out my summer bag the other day and shoved down in the bottom under my writing folder and the book I was reading last summer, was the photo print out I used as a character guide for Mall!verse. Now I'm all nostlagic and want it. Why can't it just come fully formed out of my head onto the page?! Dammit. Remember Aldis and Danneel's secret crushes? Remember Misha giving Mike unicorn earings and then running away in embarrasment? Remember Chad and Jared being complete and utter idiot douchebags? Remember how Chad worked at Victoria's Secret? (did you know that part?)

Yes, I always want pictures of Orlando with puppies and all I could find were some stalker-ish pics of him walking his dog - boo that. If you have any? /puppy eyes/ Thank you, baby, you are the best!

Ear nibble okay today? The BFF and I were watching something and someone licked the side of someone else's face and The BFF was saying she doesn't get licking people. I was just sitting there thinking about you.