Okay, Well, Let's Do A Meme.

[dodger_sister]

I didn't have to go to therapy today. I was suppose to, but they canceled because Kevin went home sick. I told him last week he was pushing himself too hard, with like a million things going on, and he was going to end up flat on his face. He must be really sick though, because I didn't know the man even knew what a sick day was, let alone how to use one.

At any rate, it is now 9pm and I have completely wasted this whole day and have done nothing productive at all. I feel bad about that.

Let's do a meme!

Saw this floating around on LJ somewheres...

Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

It smelled of stale air and shoe leather and my grandfather’s slightly sour cologne. -- Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs

Okay, so like what does that mean, exactly? Is it describing my partner-to-be, because it conjures up this image in my head...Moleman, and that's weird. Or is it describing said-partner's member? Just...NO.

Let's do another meme!

I saw this thing floating around on Tumbler that said...

"The cast of the last movie you saw vs The cast of the last TV show you saw - in a fight."


Okay, so the last movie I saw was some bad SyFy thing called "Storm Wars" with Stacy Keach and Jason London. Now the guy playing Jason's brother was pretty kickass, as well as science-chick and of course, Jason. Stacy Keach was the bad guy, but let's count him too.

Doesn't matter. The last TV show I watched was Hawaii Five-O, alright? No one beats that. I'm sorry, Jason, I love you in like a way that is weird and kind of inappropriate but there is no way you win in a fight against any of the H50 peeps. It hurts my heart to say it. Maybe if he'd had a better cast backing his play. /pets Jason's pretty head/

Now H5O was what I watched during breakfast. During dinner we watched two shows that I wouldn't necessarily say have a cast but for funsies, let's also say "Storm Wars vs The Daily Show". In which case, Storm Wars wins. I mean, Jon & Co are funnier than just about anyone, but they are not fighters, in any way, shape or form (except maybe Samantha Bee). (on a side note: Who saw Jon do the feeding bit with the chef guy last night? That is so wrong, Jon. Just...NO).

The other show I watched during dinner was Hoarders - (I know, it is not appropriate to watch whilst eating) - and I've got to say, in a "Storm Wars vs Hoarders" scenario, some of those hoarders will mess your shit up. Also, Matt Paxton doesn't take no crap from nobody. I'm not sure I want to bet against him.

Oh damn, now I want to see Matt Paxton and Jason London throw down. That would be so good for me.

So good for me.

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[fragrantwoods.livejournal.com]

The cast of the last movie you saw vs The cast of the last TV show you saw - in a fight."
I did the book one a few days ago and I'm still disturbed...

Okay, I've got Jack Sparrow, etc. plus Blackbeard, Aw Swearengen's great-grandfather or something, vs. Chuck, Casey, and Sarah (and Morgan who may or may not have the intersect).

And then I go to Casey/Blackbeard slash and...what was the question again?

If Blackbeard had his vudu mojo working, that would maybe trump the Buy More gang. Because the nets and ropes would have the Chucksters and Casey all tied up in the rigging, and...now I feel dirty.

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

And then I go to Casey/Blackbeard slash and...what was the question again?

OMGOMGOMG. And now my brain has gone to Jayne Cobb/Al Swearengen slash and omg.

Now I'm thinking about Firefly/Deadwood.

NOW MY BRAIN HAS EXPLODED!!

Oh, I am so happy now. SO HAPPY.

Wow though, I'm not sure who I would bet on in this scenerio - Pirates or Spies? Hmmm, I suppose it depends on the setting - modern day, the spies have the advantage but on the ship the pirates do. Straight up cage fighting, no weapons? I think I'd have to go with the spies but I am so biased in Casey's favor.

Casey all tied up in the rigging, and...now I feel dirty.

Like Jayne Cobb, I'll be in my bunk.

[fragrantwoods.livejournal.com]

Jayne/Al would involve big, sharp knives. They're both all about blades, right? I'd read a fic that wasn't slash,but just had those two hanging out, driving Mal crazy.

But then, I'd read a fic that dropped Badger into the middle of the Gem Saloon, so it appears I'm not that picky.

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

lol I would think Jayne would get on better with Dan. They are both the silent heavies in their relationships (Jayne with Mal and Dan with Al). Jayne can go for a knife but he's cool with guns too. Or his fists. Whatever. The man just likes to fight. (I don't mind so much when he fights either).

But then, I'd read a fic that dropped Badger into the middle of the Gem Saloon, so it appears I'm not that picky.

Omg, that would be awesome. Badger and Al would either be bosom buddies or want to kill each other (or both!).