Okay, Well, Let's Do A Meme.
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I didn't have to go to therapy today. I was suppose to, but they canceled because Kevin went home sick. I told him last week he was pushing himself too hard, with like a million things going on, and he was going to end up flat on his face. He must be really sick though, because I didn't know the man even knew what a sick day was, let alone how to use one.
At any rate, it is now 9pm and I have completely wasted this whole day and have done nothing productive at all. I feel bad about that.
Let's do a meme!
Saw this floating around on LJ somewheres...
Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.
It smelled of stale air and shoe leather and my grandfather’s slightly sour cologne. -- Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs
Okay, so like what does that mean, exactly? Is it describing my partner-to-be, because it conjures up this image in my head...Moleman, and that's weird. Or is it describing said-partner's member? Just...NO.
Let's do another meme!
I saw this thing floating around on Tumbler that said...
"The cast of the last movie you saw vs The cast of the last TV show you saw - in a fight."
Okay, so the last movie I saw was some bad SyFy thing called "Storm Wars" with Stacy Keach and Jason London. Now the guy playing Jason's brother was pretty kickass, as well as science-chick and of course, Jason. Stacy Keach was the bad guy, but let's count him too.
Doesn't matter. The last TV show I watched was Hawaii Five-O, alright? No one beats that. I'm sorry, Jason, I love you in like a way that is weird and kind of inappropriate but there is no way you win in a fight against any of the H50 peeps. It hurts my heart to say it. Maybe if he'd had a better cast backing his play. /pets Jason's pretty head/
Now H5O was what I watched during breakfast. During dinner we watched two shows that I wouldn't necessarily say have a cast but for funsies, let's also say "Storm Wars vs The Daily Show". In which case, Storm Wars wins. I mean, Jon & Co are funnier than just about anyone, but they are not fighters, in any way, shape or form (except maybe Samantha Bee). (on a side note: Who saw Jon do the feeding bit with the chef guy last night? That is so wrong, Jon. Just...NO).
The other show I watched during dinner was Hoarders - (I know, it is not appropriate to watch whilst eating) - and I've got to say, in a "Storm Wars vs Hoarders" scenario, some of those hoarders will mess your shit up. Also, Matt Paxton doesn't take no crap from nobody. I'm not sure I want to bet against him.
Oh damn, now I want to see Matt Paxton and Jason London throw down. That would be so good for me.
So good for me.
At any rate, it is now 9pm and I have completely wasted this whole day and have done nothing productive at all. I feel bad about that.
Let's do a meme!
Saw this floating around on LJ somewheres...
Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.
It smelled of stale air and shoe leather and my grandfather’s slightly sour cologne. -- Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs
Okay, so like what does that mean, exactly? Is it describing my partner-to-be, because it conjures up this image in my head...Moleman, and that's weird. Or is it describing said-partner's member? Just...NO.
Let's do another meme!
I saw this thing floating around on Tumbler that said...
"The cast of the last movie you saw vs The cast of the last TV show you saw - in a fight."
Okay, so the last movie I saw was some bad SyFy thing called "Storm Wars" with Stacy Keach and Jason London. Now the guy playing Jason's brother was pretty kickass, as well as science-chick and of course, Jason. Stacy Keach was the bad guy, but let's count him too.
Doesn't matter. The last TV show I watched was Hawaii Five-O, alright? No one beats that. I'm sorry, Jason, I love you in like a way that is weird and kind of inappropriate but there is no way you win in a fight against any of the H50 peeps. It hurts my heart to say it. Maybe if he'd had a better cast backing his play. /pets Jason's pretty head/
Now H5O was what I watched during breakfast. During dinner we watched two shows that I wouldn't necessarily say have a cast but for funsies, let's also say "Storm Wars vs The Daily Show". In which case, Storm Wars wins. I mean, Jon & Co are funnier than just about anyone, but they are not fighters, in any way, shape or form (except maybe Samantha Bee). (on a side note: Who saw Jon do the feeding bit with the chef guy last night? That is so wrong, Jon. Just...NO).
The other show I watched during dinner was Hoarders - (I know, it is not appropriate to watch whilst eating) - and I've got to say, in a "Storm Wars vs Hoarders" scenario, some of those hoarders will mess your shit up. Also, Matt Paxton doesn't take no crap from nobody. I'm not sure I want to bet against him.
Oh damn, now I want to see Matt Paxton and Jason London throw down. That would be so good for me.
So good for me.
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Date: 2012-01-21 04:04 am (UTC)I was a little creeped out by my book answer, yes. ;)
Does the SyFy channel ever show good movies?
No. Jason London has done a ton of these bad SyFy movies. They put clothes on his kid's back I guess, but they are so bad and I watch them all, because I love him that much.
Have you ever heard the story about Misha not realizing that SyFy dumbs their movies down on purpose?
Have you ever seen the fanvid for Canadian Actor Bingo? It was really well done. If you haven't, I can find you a link - it is highly amusing.
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Date: 2012-01-22 03:48 pm (UTC)They make those things like that on purpose? *boggles* tho that's better than on accident I suppose. At least their not incompetent. And no, I've not heard the story of Misha and the SyFy movies.
I've got some fuzzy memory of a vid like that. I probably saw it back in my Stargate days.
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Date: 2012-01-25 02:48 am (UTC)Misha and Stonehenge Apocalypse - he told this story at the last con I was at. So, he gets asked to be the lead in a SyFy movie. He has never seen one, so he thinks this is a great honor, it's a lead role. He goes to a meeting and beforehand he meets a writer and is all, "Oh, so you wrote the script then?" and the writer says, "No, I'm the guy they give the script to afterwards, you know, to dumb it down." Misha of course is baffled and is all, "I'm sorry...What?" and then goes about finding out that being the lead in a SyFy movie is not necessarily the great career boost he thought it was. /pats his pretty head/
Found the Canadian Actor Bingo vid, if you are interested. It amuses me (http://barkley.livejournal.com/466974.html).
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Date: 2012-01-26 11:52 am (UTC)thank you for finding the vid! It is damn amusing :D