Letters To Some People About Some Important Stuff...

[dodger_sister]

Dear baylorsr,

Can we please get a parrot? I still want a ferret, but I concede to your whole "they are rodents" argument.

But look, parrots can do tricks!

Please, please, please?

Love, Dodger


Dear Eric Brady,

Oh sweetie, really? This is what you think porn stars dress like? That is so adorable.

Though I'm quite disappointed in the lack of shirtlessness going on here. In the future, please strip down for the creepy man, (6 minute marker, if you need a refresher on your porn star days), and look directly at the camera, that's how porn star auditions go. Also, if you really love your porn star girlfriend (btw, I applaud you in your choice of dating two women at once, especially since one is a porn star and the other seems to be a virgin, I totally get the irony there), but if you really loved her, you would have gone through with that pornographic screen test, mostly for my amusement.

Oh well, despite the lack of nudity and your ridiculous backwards baseball hat, I still love you and want to lick your pretty face. Our love was real - sorry to inform you though, I have moved on to a man named Dean. He's way sexier than you, and has a better car. But his family drama totally rivals yours and I'm pretty sure he's cheating on me with this dude in a trenchcoat. Though, I could be into that.

Always with love, Dodger


Dear Ben Affleck,

You are such a goober. I love you. That has nothing to do with anything, I just like to remind you.

This movie looks awesome. You are a fantastic director and I am excited for this to come out, because it looks wicked cool and intense.

Please, tell Don Draper (oh, that's his name, shut up.) that he is a sexy-pants.

Please tell Jeremy Renner to come over later and make-out with me. K? Thanx.

Please tell Jen and Jimmy I say 'hi!'.

Kisses, Dodger


Dear Misha Collins,

Why so in love with Jared? Oh, right, cuz he's Jared! Why did you two go and break Jensen's heart? Or, is it some sort of threesome thing and Jensen just isn't a fan of PDAs?

That's totally it, isn't it?

How does it feel when Jared's giant hand lands on your shoulder? All warm and tingly? If I spent a lot of time thinking about Jared's hands, which I totally don't, I would have to guess that they make you feel all warm and tingly.

Too bad you were in front of cameras and couldn't just lean over and give the top of that hand some kisses.

Still waiting for that whole World Domination thing - Salute, Dodger


Dear afra_schatz,

This is James Marsden.



Two more pics







I know of him for three reasons -

1) Hairspray!

2) He is Hugh Jackman's secret boyfriend.

3) My sister is only slightly obsessed - but I love her anyway.

Actually, I know him for some other reasons, but those are my favorite three.

Fist Bump, Dodger


Dear Me,

Go do something productive now.

Back Slap, Dodger

Comments

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

Remember this Goober-of-Love thread? I don't expect you to 'cos it's two months out but I'm dredging it up anyway 'cos I feel like it. *g*

No, I did NOT remember this thread, but I always love to talk about The Afflecks!

I feel like it because we were all excited for The Town

I never got to see The Town. I really wanted to but I couldn't talk anyone into going. Right now I really want to see "Red" and I want to see "127 Hours" - but I think "Red" really needs to be seen on the big screen. I can't find anybody to go see those either. Damn my lame friends.

Matt as the comparison of Jensen? Veeery interesting. This had never occurred to me. I mean, I think Jensen is immensely talented and I worry that he'll get type-cast as Dean Winchester when Supernatural is over. Like he'll never be able to break out of the Dean Winchester stereotype. But the level of Matt Damon? Wow. We're talking full out A-list Hollywood movie star. I just never saw Jensen going that way. Not for lack of ability, but I dunno. I wouldn't be surprised if he began directing more regularly. "Weekend at Bobby's" was a great start.

Yeah...I don't know that Jensen will rise to that level, but I think if he wanted to, if he put himself into it, he could. He has the charisma and the looks and the talent and the knowledge of how to work and be professional and just...idk, I think he could if he were dedicated enough to pursue it.

But I think it is more likely he will go into TV directing. I wouldn't be surpised to see Jensen running his own show in another ten years. His knowledge of how the industry works would really help him out on the that and frankly, The Incestuous CW Orgy Cult would be stupid to ever let him go. I wouldn't be surprised if he worked for them until he died (and then afterwards too!)

Going back to the Goober, did Ben ever do another film with J-Lo?

Gigli - imdb says this "The violent story about how a criminal lesbian, a tough-guy hit-man with a heart of gold, and a retarded man came to be best friends through a hostage."

Seriously, wtf? I've never seen it and as much as I love Ben, I never will. But totally check out Jersey Girl. After Dogma, it's Kevin Smith's best movie. Though I will always have a soft spot for Mallrats.

Okay, I think I've put this thread to rest now. (Yeah, I'll wait til you reply and then bite my tongue. Our threads refuse to die, dammit! And don't crack a zombie joke!)

Nope, no joke - just using my zombie icon. ;)

[menel.livejournal.com]

I need a zombie icon. It boggles the mind that I haven't gone zombie-icon hunting yet, what with my immense love for the genre. Maybe something from Zombieland or 28 Days Later. (And don't get all nitpicky and tell me that they weren't zombies on 28 Days Later. They were The Infected - close enough damnit!) Or Shaun of the Dead! My god, I LOVE that movie.

A-hem.

I never got to see The Town.

We are both such losers, but I think I'm slightly less of a loser than you because I was able to see RED. Yes, it's a film that should be seen on the big screen. I had so much fun! And Helen Mirren really knows how to slum it in Hollywood. John Malkovich's performance alone is worth the price of admission.

Two of my friends dragged me out on opening night. I remember it was the very last day of exam week and they were like, Look, you have to come out and watch this now. It's a reward for surviving exam week and afterwards you'll barricade yourself in your apartment and bury yourself under piles of work. They were right on both counts. RED was an excellent reward for surviving exam week and I really did lock myself in for the next week or so to try (and fail) to get grades in on time. So, yeah. RED. It is worth your time.

127 Hours hasn't opened here yet but there's no way I'm missing that. I'm a HUGE Danny Boyle fan, ever since he made Shallow Grave. And I have a friend who's a huge James Franco fan, so she's all lined up to watch 127 Hours. Tomorrow I'm watching The Social Network, mainly because it's David Fincher and I don't miss his stuff either. Yeah, my friends clearly aren't as lame as yours when it comes to movies. *g*

The Incestuous CW Orgy Cult would be stupid to ever let him go. I wouldn't be surprised if he worked for them until he died (and then afterwards too!) -- Amen to that!

Gigli, that's it! I heard that film was horrible beyond belief. I think I confused it with Jersey Girl somehow. That's why I had such a strong negative reaction to the latter. I was thinking of something else. *shudder*

And Mallrats! Good times, good times.