Letters To Some People About Some Important Stuff...

[dodger_sister]

Dear baylorsr,

Can we please get a parrot? I still want a ferret, but I concede to your whole "they are rodents" argument.

But look, parrots can do tricks!

Please, please, please?

Love, Dodger


Dear Eric Brady,

Oh sweetie, really? This is what you think porn stars dress like? That is so adorable.

Though I'm quite disappointed in the lack of shirtlessness going on here. In the future, please strip down for the creepy man, (6 minute marker, if you need a refresher on your porn star days), and look directly at the camera, that's how porn star auditions go. Also, if you really love your porn star girlfriend (btw, I applaud you in your choice of dating two women at once, especially since one is a porn star and the other seems to be a virgin, I totally get the irony there), but if you really loved her, you would have gone through with that pornographic screen test, mostly for my amusement.

Oh well, despite the lack of nudity and your ridiculous backwards baseball hat, I still love you and want to lick your pretty face. Our love was real - sorry to inform you though, I have moved on to a man named Dean. He's way sexier than you, and has a better car. But his family drama totally rivals yours and I'm pretty sure he's cheating on me with this dude in a trenchcoat. Though, I could be into that.

Always with love, Dodger


Dear Ben Affleck,

You are such a goober. I love you. That has nothing to do with anything, I just like to remind you.

This movie looks awesome. You are a fantastic director and I am excited for this to come out, because it looks wicked cool and intense.

Please, tell Don Draper (oh, that's his name, shut up.) that he is a sexy-pants.

Please tell Jeremy Renner to come over later and make-out with me. K? Thanx.

Please tell Jen and Jimmy I say 'hi!'.

Kisses, Dodger


Dear Misha Collins,

Why so in love with Jared? Oh, right, cuz he's Jared! Why did you two go and break Jensen's heart? Or, is it some sort of threesome thing and Jensen just isn't a fan of PDAs?

That's totally it, isn't it?

How does it feel when Jared's giant hand lands on your shoulder? All warm and tingly? If I spent a lot of time thinking about Jared's hands, which I totally don't, I would have to guess that they make you feel all warm and tingly.

Too bad you were in front of cameras and couldn't just lean over and give the top of that hand some kisses.

Still waiting for that whole World Domination thing - Salute, Dodger


Dear afra_schatz,

This is James Marsden.



Two more pics







I know of him for three reasons -

1) Hairspray!

2) He is Hugh Jackman's secret boyfriend.

3) My sister is only slightly obsessed - but I love her anyway.

Actually, I know him for some other reasons, but those are my favorite three.

Fist Bump, Dodger


Dear Me,

Go do something productive now.

Back Slap, Dodger

Comments

[menel.livejournal.com]

I need a zombie icon. It boggles the mind that I haven't gone zombie-icon hunting yet, what with my immense love for the genre. Maybe something from Zombieland or 28 Days Later. (And don't get all nitpicky and tell me that they weren't zombies on 28 Days Later. They were The Infected - close enough damnit!) Or Shaun of the Dead! My god, I LOVE that movie.

A-hem.

I never got to see The Town.

We are both such losers, but I think I'm slightly less of a loser than you because I was able to see RED. Yes, it's a film that should be seen on the big screen. I had so much fun! And Helen Mirren really knows how to slum it in Hollywood. John Malkovich's performance alone is worth the price of admission.

Two of my friends dragged me out on opening night. I remember it was the very last day of exam week and they were like, Look, you have to come out and watch this now. It's a reward for surviving exam week and afterwards you'll barricade yourself in your apartment and bury yourself under piles of work. They were right on both counts. RED was an excellent reward for surviving exam week and I really did lock myself in for the next week or so to try (and fail) to get grades in on time. So, yeah. RED. It is worth your time.

127 Hours hasn't opened here yet but there's no way I'm missing that. I'm a HUGE Danny Boyle fan, ever since he made Shallow Grave. And I have a friend who's a huge James Franco fan, so she's all lined up to watch 127 Hours. Tomorrow I'm watching The Social Network, mainly because it's David Fincher and I don't miss his stuff either. Yeah, my friends clearly aren't as lame as yours when it comes to movies. *g*

The Incestuous CW Orgy Cult would be stupid to ever let him go. I wouldn't be surprised if he worked for them until he died (and then afterwards too!) -- Amen to that!

Gigli, that's it! I heard that film was horrible beyond belief. I think I confused it with Jersey Girl somehow. That's why I had such a strong negative reaction to the latter. I was thinking of something else. *shudder*

And Mallrats! Good times, good times.