I Will Rake Your Face.

[dodger_sister]

This will be a post of random.

I have been playing "Simpsons Road Rage" a little bit lately. Sometimes Groundskeeper Willie says, "I will rake your face." The first time I heard it, I didn't think he had said rake and I was all, "What kind of a game is this?!" (Simpsons hardcore kink meme anyone?) Also, I am the kind of person who talks to the video game. I swear a lot. When I am doing badly at the game, I tend to say, "I suck monkey butt." I don't know what this means or when I started saying it, but I have said it for years.

So, the other day, I opened my mouth and the words, "I suck like Jensen Ackles," just fell out of my face. Then I couldn't stop laughing. I swear, I haven't even been reading that much fic - (my inability to find time for fic reading is a complaint for another post) - so clearly my brain is just warped from years of NC-17 J2 fic. Sorry, Jensen.

Also, I have been playing "Plants Vs Zombies". That game is so addictive. In fact, I want to be playing right now - it is all my brain can think about. "Type faster so you can go play Plants Vs Zombies." It's sick. And I only have the trial and I beat it twice this weekend - cuz I played for eight freaking hours over the last two days - and I know the full version isn't extremely expensive but I can't spend a single dime until after my vacation in June. (That trip is getting so expensive, it's ridiculous). But I want to buy the full version right now because wtf, I needs it!

On my "Deadwood" viewing...

I am starting to develop a crush on Alma and I really did think that even though Seth was saying he had sent for his wife and son, that he was going to totally get it on with her while the girl was sleeping in the next room. I don't normally cheer for cheating, but I was really hoping they would Do It. Though I am still pissed at Alma for saying she was leaving and agreeing to take Trixie with her and then she didn't leave - I mean, Doc would have let Trixie die but they thought she had a way out and now she'll never get out and doesn't Alma realize that her decisions affect other people?! I also have a feeling Joannie will come to a bad end and omg, is Eddie Sawyer really a child molester or is Cy just being a dick saying that? Greatest exchange so far has been - Cy: Still got those magic hands, Eddie. Practice makes perfect - Eddie: You would know, Cy, since you give such a great handjob. heehee Also, I ship Jane with like everyone - Andy, Doc, Charlie, myself - she has some great exchanges with the preacher too. Also, she was yelling at the doc and Charlie was watching from across the way and smiling at her, cuz she was just cussing and laying into Doc and well, it's just Jane being Jane. She left at the end of my last ep, but I hope to hell she'll come back. Also, Ellsworth has my heart forever. I am always happy to see Johnny on the screen and I'm kind of loving Dan something fierce.

I had things to say about "Supernatural" - about this season and about Castiel's storyline and the ulcer that may have taken residence in my stomach - (I know, it's just a TV show, but I clearly have issues!) - but ugh, if I start talking about it, my thoughts are all over everywhere and I'll have to think about it and then I'll just have to go rock in a corner and it'll be awful. I guess I'm kind of 50/50 in that I don't really care at all and that I care so much I might throw up - is that even possible to be split in those two directions? I've got a couple of weeks - (why am I so excited about watching the Smallville finale when I don't even watch that show? I am though.) - so maybe I'll come back to SPN when I'm less freaking out.

TOMORROW IS THE HAWAII 5-O SPECIAL FANFIC EPISODE OF AWESOMENESS - I AM SO EXCITED. Thank god I have had H5O to look forward to every week this year. I never would have thought when the TV season started that I would get hooked on such ridiculousness. It stole my stupid girly heart.

Also, on The BFF's Sims - Dodger!Sim is dating Jim Kirk and guess what?! We have a baby boy named George now! heehee It makes me happy.

Can I go replay Plants Vs Zombies again now? When is July so I can afford to buy the whole damn game?

Comments

[rhymephile.livejournal.com]

I curse like Jane when I'm playing video games (or, what my girlfriend and I call it, "veejo"). Especially when I was trying to defeat freaking Zeus in God of War III (I'm on the PS3). When you have the money you should get one, if only to play Red Dead Redemption. It's a Western, you can roam all over and do whatever you want, and it's a WESTERN. I beat that as well.

In two weeks I'm headed over to Gamestop to pick up my newest game, "LA Noire." If you have a chance, go look at some trailers for it. It is amazing.

Okay, Deadwood. YOU ARE BEHIND! I just finished episodes 1 and 2 of Season 2 today. Catch up! Oh, and make sure you listen to the commentary on the season finale with Tim O. and Ian McShane. McShane is hilarious. Cy Tolliver scares me more than Al, for sure. I keep waiting for him to explode and just beat Joanie the hell up. *shiver*

SPN. I care so much I might throw up THIS IS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! This is also me waiting until Saturday for my girlfriend to get back from stupid Italy in order to watch the most recent episode again because OMG MY HEART. I'm assuming you're caught up now? I won't ruin anything, but there was a moment in this week's show where...you know when you get that hurty pain in your chest that's from emotion, but it isn't because you want to cry, it just *hurts*? Ugh, that was me. And I was more shell shocked that anything so I didn't cry, but when I watch it again and I know what to expect OMG THERE WILL BE TEARS. I'm such a woobie. Hell, I keep sniffling just thinking about things while listening to stupid *fanmixes* for crying out loud I'm such a sap. Sheesh.

[ranua.livejournal.com]

Oh gods, Plants vs Zombies ate my house for weeks! I don't play video games but every time I tried to talk to some one who was on a computer, that's what they were doing. The Boy even bought the ipod version.

Supernatural - I've been trying to sort out in my head what the hell Castiel has been up to all season and all I can come up with is he's falling because he wants to belong? Idk, the words don't really cover the concept I've got in my head. It's all tied up with love and belonging and the fact that he wants Gods (his fathers) approval. It's like a more self-destructive version of Dean's season one personal journey arc.

Oh Hawaii 5-O you are truly the most awesome show. *sighs* It really did steal our hearts didn't it?