I Will Rake Your Face.

[dodger_sister]

This will be a post of random.

I have been playing "Simpsons Road Rage" a little bit lately. Sometimes Groundskeeper Willie says, "I will rake your face." The first time I heard it, I didn't think he had said rake and I was all, "What kind of a game is this?!" (Simpsons hardcore kink meme anyone?) Also, I am the kind of person who talks to the video game. I swear a lot. When I am doing badly at the game, I tend to say, "I suck monkey butt." I don't know what this means or when I started saying it, but I have said it for years.

So, the other day, I opened my mouth and the words, "I suck like Jensen Ackles," just fell out of my face. Then I couldn't stop laughing. I swear, I haven't even been reading that much fic - (my inability to find time for fic reading is a complaint for another post) - so clearly my brain is just warped from years of NC-17 J2 fic. Sorry, Jensen.

Also, I have been playing "Plants Vs Zombies". That game is so addictive. In fact, I want to be playing right now - it is all my brain can think about. "Type faster so you can go play Plants Vs Zombies." It's sick. And I only have the trial and I beat it twice this weekend - cuz I played for eight freaking hours over the last two days - and I know the full version isn't extremely expensive but I can't spend a single dime until after my vacation in June. (That trip is getting so expensive, it's ridiculous). But I want to buy the full version right now because wtf, I needs it!

On my "Deadwood" viewing...

I am starting to develop a crush on Alma and I really did think that even though Seth was saying he had sent for his wife and son, that he was going to totally get it on with her while the girl was sleeping in the next room. I don't normally cheer for cheating, but I was really hoping they would Do It. Though I am still pissed at Alma for saying she was leaving and agreeing to take Trixie with her and then she didn't leave - I mean, Doc would have let Trixie die but they thought she had a way out and now she'll never get out and doesn't Alma realize that her decisions affect other people?! I also have a feeling Joannie will come to a bad end and omg, is Eddie Sawyer really a child molester or is Cy just being a dick saying that? Greatest exchange so far has been - Cy: Still got those magic hands, Eddie. Practice makes perfect - Eddie: You would know, Cy, since you give such a great handjob. heehee Also, I ship Jane with like everyone - Andy, Doc, Charlie, myself - she has some great exchanges with the preacher too. Also, she was yelling at the doc and Charlie was watching from across the way and smiling at her, cuz she was just cussing and laying into Doc and well, it's just Jane being Jane. She left at the end of my last ep, but I hope to hell she'll come back. Also, Ellsworth has my heart forever. I am always happy to see Johnny on the screen and I'm kind of loving Dan something fierce.

I had things to say about "Supernatural" - about this season and about Castiel's storyline and the ulcer that may have taken residence in my stomach - (I know, it's just a TV show, but I clearly have issues!) - but ugh, if I start talking about it, my thoughts are all over everywhere and I'll have to think about it and then I'll just have to go rock in a corner and it'll be awful. I guess I'm kind of 50/50 in that I don't really care at all and that I care so much I might throw up - is that even possible to be split in those two directions? I've got a couple of weeks - (why am I so excited about watching the Smallville finale when I don't even watch that show? I am though.) - so maybe I'll come back to SPN when I'm less freaking out.

TOMORROW IS THE HAWAII 5-O SPECIAL FANFIC EPISODE OF AWESOMENESS - I AM SO EXCITED. Thank god I have had H5O to look forward to every week this year. I never would have thought when the TV season started that I would get hooked on such ridiculousness. It stole my stupid girly heart.

Also, on The BFF's Sims - Dodger!Sim is dating Jim Kirk and guess what?! We have a baby boy named George now! heehee It makes me happy.

Can I go replay Plants Vs Zombies again now? When is July so I can afford to buy the whole damn game?

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[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

Seriously, I am actually getting kind of meh-blah about going on this trip this summer because it is costing me so much that I can't even afford to buy Plants vs Zombies full version and YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW BAD I NEED THIS GAME!! Everyone was talking about it and gone crazy and I was like, "Ha! Plants and Zombies, that's funny." I HAD NO IDEA! I've clearly gone insane now.

Do me a favor, because I can't decide when I go to buy it if I need the PC version or the Ipod version - ask The Boy which he likes better, would you? If he has played it on both devices. I think I would like to have it on my Ipod so I can play it in rooms other than my bedroom, but I almost feel like it would be harder on an Ipod. I just wonder if the format of the Ipod makes it harder to play than on a computer.

SPN - It's like a more self-destructive version of Dean's season one personal journey arc.

He is doing what he thinks he is suppose to in his father's absence? Because that makes sense. I think honestly that we are getting that exact thing...Castiel doing what he thinks is the right thing, what he thinks is expected of him - because his father gave him a pretty damn good gift by setting him on the path with the Winchesters and he wants to show him that he learned all the lessons he was suppose to. Didn't he do good? See what he learned? That kind of thing. But then he got in over his head and out of some very human emotion - he left Dean alone, didn't go to him or Bobby for help, couldn't admit his mistake. It is so ironic that Dean keeps calling him a "baby" because in the essence of how much Castiel understands Free Will and knows what to do with it, he really is a brand new baby being. He is like a teenager, he was kind of shown the way of the world and then had a lot of responsibility thrust on him and he isn't maybe ready to make such big decisions on his own. Does that make sense? Kind of like Dean having all of his life thrust on him at such a young age. Now I will obsessively compare the two characters all night long.

Ah, now I want a teenage!Cas au where Cas is left in charge of his siblings at the age of like 16 and just wants to prove to his absent father that he is worthy of such a task. Only he messes up badly and his bff Dean is all, "Why didn't you come to me?" and Cas is all, "You were busy with your new girlfriend," and Dean is all, "Don't be an asshole Cas, you can always come to me. I'm your guy. Oh....I'm your guy." and then...yeah you get it.

H5O - Seriously. I know it mostly is ridiculous fast cars and hot peoples and whatever, but I love it's stupid face so much.

[ranua.livejournal.com]

re Plants vs Zombies - The Boy says the pc and ipod versions are identical and if you're on a budget and what not to go with the ipod version. (he's got an ipod touch though if that makes any difference (yeah, he gets spoiled by the family) also, I don't know if you have an xbox, but The Boy found the xbox version for $20 at Walmart over the weekend)

Yes. *nods head* everything you said about Castiel. I'm looking forward to the season finale. I really want to know how the hell this crap is going to be resolved.

now I want a teenage!Cas au Yes please! If you find anything throw a link my way if you could.

Also, did you see Misha is going to be on some program called Divine (or something like that)? I saw it on my twitter. There was a link, but it didn't give much info. It looks interesting, but I couldn't figure out when or what station or anything.

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

Okay, tell The Boy I said thank you! I went to look for the XBox version he mentioned. We only have an Xbox original, not the 360, which seems to be what it is available on. But while I was looking, I found I can get it for my Nintendo DS for $20, so that is what I shall go with. Now, when is July so I can buy it? ;)

I could not find anything with Castiel that quite fit what I wanted. Some teenage aus but not ones where he is trying to raise his siblings.

I guess I'll have to write it myself. (yeah, that'll happen, lol).

I did see Misha's new trailer! It has a kind of dark graphic novel feel to it. It is going to be in webisodes, so up on the internet somewhere. I have no idea when though.

[ranua.livejournal.com]

It is going to be in webisodes, so up on the internet somewhere. I have no idea when though. Well, that's easier than trying to figure out a station and time on the tv. I shall see if my google-fu finds me anymore info.