dodger_sister: (omg)
It is sleeting out. I came out of physical therapy and it was sleeting. By the time I got in the car, I had ice chunks in my hair. Serious.

Anyways, I am back at physical therapy now. Last week I had my first appointment and the following conversation...under the cut for space and because I don't like Edward Cullen. )

I can't remember the last time I had a normal conversation with someone.

At today's appointment, Kevin and I talked about porn. No, really. I actually said the words, "a street gang of porn stealers". Idek. He started it.

I bet for a second there, he actually thought he missed me. And then I talked about werewolf/vampire mpreg.

ETA: Kevin just showed up at my door. I left my Nintendo DS and my IPod at the clinic so he came by the house to return them. I didn't answer the door because I was in my room playing my music too loud and I didn't hear the door knock. So he calls on the phone and is all, "Hey, don't you answer your door when people knock? It's freezing out here." Like he thinks he might freeze off important body parts or something.
dodger_sister: (independence day)
WALTON GOGGINS WAS IN "COWBOYS & ALIENS", YOU GUYS!! I did not know this going in to the movie, but I saw his name in the opening credits and I made a little noise of delight. So...

JAMES BOND, HAN SOLO, WILD BILL HICKOCK, DR. THIRTEEN, SAM ROCKWELL & BOYD CROWDER RODE HORSES, SHOT GUNS AND KILLED SOME MOTHER-FUCKING ALIENS, YO!!!

Yep. Is there anything else I need to say about this movie? I think not.

And tomorrow I go see HP one last time before it leaves the theater - (apparently "The Smurfs" is showing on a bazillion screens this weekend and pushing everything else out of the theater - idk why). I have only seen HP once, but I kind of felt like it was the final movie and I should see it one more time. It was a lot to take in the last time - I think a second viewing is required. Don't worry, [livejournal.com profile] queenklu, I will be watching for Aberforth's kilt this time.

The kind of weird thing is that I am going to the movie with two of Kevin's daughters. It is only weird because I literally remember when they were born and now we are hanging out. But they are like 18 and 20 years old, so it's not like they are actually children or anything. I also get kind of nervous the first time I do something social with someone new, but I figured a movie was a good choice. And I recently met Kevin's two youngest kids when they showed up at his work and he had them come in the room to meet me. (He has six kids, for those keeping count - and thus far, I've met four of them - though technically I have met kid #3, but she was a newborn then and it was 16 years ago).

I still have some therapy stories to tell you - (there is a new cute guy at therapy and everyone there has been giving me a hard time for pointing out that he is hot) - and also some Nephew stories, because he calls me like three times a week now and wants to chit-chat. The Nephew is going to be one of those teenagers, when he grows up, that you have to constantly poke to get off the phone - (much like his father was, to my dismay).

But now I have to go read the bazillion blindfold fills ya'll posted, because apparently the way to celebrate LJ being back up, is to post porn!! I totally concur.

IN SUM: COWBOYS. ALIENS. SHIT BLOWS UP. (also, it had an awesome score).
dodger_sister: (dance)
Yes, it is my birthday today! (I've gotten some lovely messages today from all of you, which I will respond to tomorrow, but it occurs to me that I should put up a post or something).

On Saturday we had to go visit my dad, so I managed to get some coney dogs out of my sister, from the ice cream place down the street from my childhood home. Arguably the best coney dogs ever. And my dad was in a pretty good mood, so that was good.

Yesterday we watched "Hotel Rwanda". I rec you all watch this movie - you need too. But be prepared, I couldn't stop crying. At one point I opened my mouth to say I wanted to turn it off, but I managed to brave through it. Remarkable story. I am interested in the commentary, which has the actual dude on it with the director and stuff. My husband, Joaquin, was in it a very little bit, but he looked really good. Apparently, I like the beard. The moment when he was getting on the bus - lord, break my heart.

Neither of those were really birthday things but I just wanted to share.

Then today The BFF - (it's also her birthday, how awesome is that?! Seriously.) - and I went to see "Pirates 4". I guess I'll spoiler cut even though I have only thirteen words for you. Here. )

Then my mom came over with my favorite chocolate cake. Delicious. I will vent about how she is crazy later - this is not the time. We mustn't despair. Not on Rex Manning Day.

So, now...you will most likely never see me post a pic of my grown-up self, probably, but let me share with you now...this pic of me as a baby.

For my birthday. )

Lastly, I take pride in being a bit hobbity. Also, my first online fandom was "Lord of the Rings". Today being my 33rd birthday, as you well know, means that in Hobbit years, I have finally come of age. That's right - it is my Coming of Age today. Also, as is Hobbit tradition, I am required to give presents to all of you on my own birthday.

So, later, after I chill out for a bit - there shall be fic. I managed to work "Supernatural" and "Lord of the Rings" into a fic together - but not as a crossover. ;)

So come back for that later.

Cool.
dodger_sister: (porn)
This will be a post of random.

I have been playing "Simpsons Road Rage" a little bit lately. Sometimes Groundskeeper Willie says, "I will rake your face." The first time I heard it, I didn't think he had said rake and I was all, "What kind of a game is this?!" (Simpsons hardcore kink meme anyone?) Also, I am the kind of person who talks to the video game. I swear a lot. When I am doing badly at the game, I tend to say, "I suck monkey butt." I don't know what this means or when I started saying it, but I have said it for years.

So, the other day, I opened my mouth and the words, "I suck like Jensen Ackles," just fell out of my face. Then I couldn't stop laughing. I swear, I haven't even been reading that much fic - (my inability to find time for fic reading is a complaint for another post) - so clearly my brain is just warped from years of NC-17 J2 fic. Sorry, Jensen.

Also, I have been playing "Plants Vs Zombies". That game is so addictive. In fact, I want to be playing right now - it is all my brain can think about. "Type faster so you can go play Plants Vs Zombies." It's sick. And I only have the trial and I beat it twice this weekend - cuz I played for eight freaking hours over the last two days - and I know the full version isn't extremely expensive but I can't spend a single dime until after my vacation in June. (That trip is getting so expensive, it's ridiculous). But I want to buy the full version right now because wtf, I needs it!

On my "Deadwood" viewing...Here I say some random things about Deadwood. )

I had things to say about "Supernatural" - about this season and about Castiel's storyline and the ulcer that may have taken residence in my stomach - (I know, it's just a TV show, but I clearly have issues!) - but ugh, if I start talking about it, my thoughts are all over everywhere and I'll have to think about it and then I'll just have to go rock in a corner and it'll be awful. I guess I'm kind of 50/50 in that I don't really care at all and that I care so much I might throw up - is that even possible to be split in those two directions? I've got a couple of weeks - (why am I so excited about watching the Smallville finale when I don't even watch that show? I am though.) - so maybe I'll come back to SPN when I'm less freaking out.

TOMORROW IS THE HAWAII 5-O SPECIAL FANFIC EPISODE OF AWESOMENESS - I AM SO EXCITED. Thank god I have had H5O to look forward to every week this year. I never would have thought when the TV season started that I would get hooked on such ridiculousness. It stole my stupid girly heart.

Also, on The BFF's Sims - Dodger!Sim is dating Jim Kirk and guess what?! We have a baby boy named George now! heehee It makes me happy.

Can I go replay Plants Vs Zombies again now? When is July so I can afford to buy the whole damn game?
dodger_sister: (omg)
Alright, normally I do these things for fun when I see them around and then move on, but THIS...this I had to post.

I WILL TAKE THIS FUTURE.

Remember the "tell your future" game you used to play with your girlfriends in like 5th grade? This is the virtual internets version of that.



Behold... My Future
I will marry Ben & Jen & Jimmy.
After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in the middle of the fucking desert in our fabulous Apartment.
We will have 13 kid(s) together.
Our family will zoom around in a yellow Golf Cart.
I will spend my days as a talent agent assistant, and live happily ever after.
whats your future




So, um, yes that IS Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner and Jimmy Kimmel. Because, I don't know if you know this or not, but they come as a set. Together. It's trufax. AND I GET TO MARRY THEM! Hahaha, lest we forget, we live in the middle of the fucking desert. And I swear, I put "1" and "3" as options for the kids, but somehow I got the highest number that I put on the list. Also, WTF, we have 17 people in an apartment?! We better have some serious footage and sound-proofing in that place, especially with all the sex we will be having so that we can produce our 13 kids. I will NOT be driving my kids around in a golf cart, but I damn sure will be pimpin' that shit out and driving it myself. I kind of always wanted a golf cart. I GET TO BE LIKE LLOYD FROM "ENTOURAGE" - TALENT AGENT ASSISTANT - LOOK, LOOK THE GAME SAYS SO AND THE GAME NEVER LIES, except apparently for all those times when I was a kid. And for the record, I put "Hooker" and "Lay-About" on the list of jobs. I guess Jen will have to bear all of our 13 kids, since I will be busy having a job and all.

THIS WILL AMUSE ME FOREVER. Thank you, [livejournal.com profile] aythia for the entertainment of the evening,

WHAT WILL YOUR FUTURE BE, BITCHES?! <--I'm sorry, I have to stop watching "Deadwood".
dodger_sister: (bored)
The weather here has evened out at about 50 - 60 degrees, depending on if the sun is out. Not horrible, but since we have had blizzards before in May, I'm not going to say it's over. Nevertheless, I went outside without a coat today. Yay that!

I saw my hip doctor last week. Everything is good!! The hip replacements aren’t loose or worn down yet. No surgery for awhile. They want to see me back in 2 years. I can go back to therapy. This means I will be in shape just in time to start wearing tank tops again. It may be vain, but I don’t care, my arms looked good last summer. Plus, since I converted half of the PT aides into watching Supernatural, at least the conversation won't suck. And I have my new Ipod to use. Not really excited about therapy, but I feel like I have grown as a person that I can even be not bashing my head against a wall at the prospect of it. Of course, my new found love of watching Deadwood may have turned my language more colorful than usual, and thus made me fit to never leave the house again, so therapy will be an interesting experiment in social interactions.

Now a Better Late Than Never Update... )

Also, I am reading a book that I would like to talk about at some point, and I am about ready to start serial killing the neighbor children and summer vacation hasn’t even started yet.

Guess I’ll get to those in a different post.

That is all.
dodger_sister: (michael rosenbaum)
So...yesterday I watched "Sorority Boys" for the first time EVER.

Not Spoilery...but a little TMI about how Michael affects me in the pant-area. )

I just may have loved it. And I'm not ashamed. Though I still don't know where to look during that football scene.

In other TV news - I don't feel like any of this is spoilery. I do try not to outright shout the main plot points while still giving my opinion. But just in case you don't want to risk it...here I talk about Deadwood Season One and the latest episodes of Breaking In, Glee and The Office. )

Okay, I have real life stuff to report, but I'll make another post after I catch up on My Flist. So...uh, whenever that is.

That is all.

ETA: New tags for my LJ - "breaking in - i'll allow it" & "deadwood - *unts & *ocksuckers". I amuse myself.

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