Distracted By Something Shiny

Look! I'm posting fic! Omg. Okay, so long ago that I can’t recall how it started, vikingprincess, you and I were having a conversation about Fitz and Jemma and Fitz’s recovery and we decided what he really needed was Darcy Lewis in his life. You told me to write it. I told you to write it. And neither of us actually wrote it...until now! It took me two years of writing, setting it aside, writing, setting it aside, writing, editing, betaing, editing and now, posting! Whew. It was for your birthday in like 2014, so Happy Belated birthday! vikingprincess, you are my hard-stone rock who is always at my back. You are my very own slice of Darcy Lewis. Happy Birthday(s), babe! I love you! Caregiver!Darcy and recovering!Fitz and the tide they sailed in on. 6,951 words. Enjoy!

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I started writing this for my chronically ill overseas-bff, lizibabes, when she had to have yucky medical testing done, but in truth, it was probably more cathartic for me to write this hospital-patient-based fic than it even will be for her to read it. If you want to know my opinion on hospitals and their staff, this fic kind of sums up all the good and bad experiences I have had in an emergency room. But man, it took forever to write. It was suppose to be 5k max! I am the worst at word count estimating. I also had to start and stop several times during the whole process, so the fact that I am finally posting this is quite satisfying to me! This has been 3+ years and several thousand words in the making, but lizibabes, for every medical test, sickness, hospital stay and birthday for the last three years, this one’s for you! 15,482 words. Enjoy!

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( “I hate this,” Castiel says, half into his pillow, head turned to look at Dean. )

Part Two here.

A little something I wrote last year for menel and am only now getting around to posting. So Happy Birthday this year and Happy Birthday last year, babe! I freaking love Tim Gutterson so it wasn't that hard for me to fall down the whole Tim/Raylan rabbit-hole, but still, I'm going to blame menel for it. 5,777 words of flirting, guns & coffee. Enjoy!

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( Today had to be better than yesterday. Nobody would shoot at him today. That was Tim’s new motto. ‘No one’s gonna shoot at me today.’ )

My Halloween story for the year! 3,130 words of ridiculous fun Avengers fic in which Thor wants to learn about trick-or-treating and Tony makes everyone dress up. (I had to drop that X-Files fic I was working on because I've been too under the weather for that much plot, but I swear, I'm going to finish it for next year!) This is for all of you - hope your Halloween's were good ones!

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( Bruce wouldn’t have even known it was a Thursday if it hadn’t been for the regular Thursday morning mandatory Avengers meeting/breakfast fiasco that Tony said Nick Fury demanded they all have for a proper weekly check-in, but that Bruce was almost certain was actually Pepper’s idea. )

It's official - I have fallen into the Teen Wolf abyss! Here, have some Danny/Stiles fic! No, seriously, this fic was supposed to be a PWP about handjobs in the movie theater. All Danny and Stiles wanted to do was flirt and be cute - those bastards! Well, they are pretty damn cute. Anyways, my first Teen Wolf fic! PG-13 for some sexual themes and beware the very, very mild spoilers for ‘The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey’. 2,039 words.

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( The theater was practically empty, even for a Sunday afternoon, and Stiles was a little dumbfounded that the entire population of Beacon Hills didn’t want to see The Hobbit again, one last time, before it came out on DVD. )

The first Hunger Games fic I ever wrote! Written last year, pre-movie, between my reading of The Hunger Games and Catching Fire. I needed the cathartic release that writing this fic brought and I always wondered how things went from Gale's POV, particularly the berry scene. For liptonrm, for introducing me to this series and ruining my life. PG-13 for Hunger Games' themes and 1,253 words.

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( Gale watched as much of The Hunger Games with Katniss’ family as he could. )

Title: Apocalypse! Alien Asteroids
Author: The Artful Dodger / dodger_sister
Fandom: Real Person/The X-Files/The Avengers
Category: Action/Adventure, Altered Reality, Crossover, Drama, Gen
Characters/Pairing: Neil deGrasse Tyson, The Lone Gunmen, Scully, Natasha, Clint, various OCs, plus etc.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, Violence, Apocalyptic Themes, Character Death and blatant abuse of pop culture references.
Spoilers: None.
Summary: Asteroids are hitting the earth at an alarming rate and Neil really wishes he had never answered his phone.
Word Count: 25,629 words.

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Thanks: To the ever amazing and always awesome vikingprincess, for the beta, the reassurance and The Avengers knowledge. Seriously, babe. And to baylorsr, for the art beta and, of course, for the awesome-cool podfic - my first story ever to get pod-ficced! You are amazeballs to infinite!

Part One. Part Two. Part Three. Part Four.

The Podfic can be found here.

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Part Four can be found here.

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Part Two can be found here.

This is just a little Dean/Cas Kissing Fic I wrote awhile back. Just some good old fashioned kissing is fun to write every now and then. I had this image in my head of Cas sitting on the bed, reading a book and Dean trying to distract him into some kissing.

There are things that are nice to do, even without purpose in mind. Dean/Cas, Altered Reality, Angel-Turned-Human, Schmoop, Romance, Rated PG-13 with 516 words.

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( He was always so intent when he was reading. )