Distracted By Something Shiny

So I saw the smaller of the two pictures below going around on Tumblr and thought it needed a story to go with it. I was going to write a little synopsis and just attach it to the Tumblr post, but my little synopsis turned into a 2k fic. Oops, not oops. Enjoy some Firefly AU!

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( Mal’d been raised on a ranch, so he knew a thing or two about ‘em. )

More Mistletoes verse! This one is for denig37, who asked for J2 and as it happened, mistletoes and catcalling. Some J2 AU that may have gotten away from me with almost 2k words. Eep. There you go, babe! Merry Christmas!

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( Jensen’s family had moved into the neighborhood when Jared was six and Jensen was eight. Their mothers had become best friends practically overnight and they had been having joint Christmas parties ever since. )

This was written a while back for denig37’s Gives Me Hope Comment Fic Meme and I thought I'd put it up now for Gay Pride Month. Dedicated to denig37 for putting together an awesome fic meme and introducing me to the tear-fueling site of love that is Gives Me Hope. For the prompt “I live in a fairly homophobic town. I came out to my best friends, expecting them to stop talking to me. Instead they came around the lunch table hugged me and said 'Dude, we love ya.' I was so relieved I cried a little bit. My Bro's GMH.” 1,488 words.

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( He’d spent four years of his life wanting to say it, wanting to tell someone, wanting to tell his friends most of all. )

A few days late here, but by my standards, totally on-time! A birthday fic for queenklu!! A Hawaii Five-O high school au wherein Danny hates Hawaii and he and Steve bicker a lot and there are fireworks. This is the first High School AU I have ever written! (it doesn't count as an au if the show I am writing about is actually set in a high school, right? - so that OTH thing doesn't count). I started a CW RPS one once but I never finished it - so this is definitely my first!

Dedication: For queenklu. Happy Birthday, BB!! I know your birthday fell in the middle of your 6 billion essays being due, so I figured you needed some happy-fun-times here. Hope this does the trick. Also, hope your birthday was a fried stick of awesome wrapped in toasted awesomeness and dribbled with some awesome-sauce. You deserve it, bb!

Summary: Danny hates Hawaii. He hates the sun and the sand and the stupid surfers. He hates pretty much everything, except Steve McGarrett. In fact, to be honest, Danny is kind of head-over-heels about Steve and he kind of hates that too. (Warning for 'underage' as the boys are 16/17 in this) 3,648 words.

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( Danny hated Hawaii. He hated everything about it. )

So, I wrote this story last year for truelyesoteric's birthday. Then I sent it off to the beta. Then the holidays happened. Then I forgot about it on my computer - /headdesk/ - where it sat for a year. But! Last week was her birthday again, so here we go. (See, I can write fic for people's birthdays and they either get it on time or a year late, depending on how you look at it).

This story is for truelyesoteric, not only because I thought it up on her birthday, and not only because she loves the J2, but also because it is all her fault I love Chad. Seriously. I was reading a lot of J2, but I never expected to fall for Chad Michael Murray in the process. I have a distinct memory of her fic somehow being involved in all this. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Nervous!Jared, Dentist!Jensen and Awesome!Chad. PG, J2, AU, Romance, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Descriptions of tooth pulling. Beta'd by the awesomesauce wolfrider89. 2,904 words.

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( It didn’t even really hurt that bad. Okay, it hurt a little. It was more like a dull, throbbing ache. )

So, since LJ is blowing so hard and every time I try to reply to something, it says, "comment not posted", I figured, "Screw it, let's post some of that fic I said I would and then never did."

So here's some C2 fic for my girl, anyothergirl415 - mostly because it is all her fault that I have the image of Christian in the blue scrubs floating around in my head. I can't remember why it is her fault, I just know that it is.

I wrote this back around Christmas when I saw that movie of Chad's, "Christmas Cupid". It's kind of a fix-it-rip-off fic, because I thought the chick in the movie was a terrible person and decided that Chad deserved better - let's say, a cowboy-nurse named Christian, Also, he needed Jared as his best friend, so I fixed that too. My first C2, ya'll!!!

CW RPS - Summary: Chad can’t believe his ex-girlfriend is that awful of a person. Jared can’t believe Chad hasn’t tried dudes yet. Warning: Jared in peach bunny scrubs. Spoilers: Kind of for "ABC Family's Christmas Cupid". PG and 777 words.

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( “I don’t know, dude, it was just crazy,” Chad said and swung his legs back and forth from where he was perched on the counter in Jared’s x-ray room. )

So, after The BFF handed in her last law school paper, she called me and said, "Hookers and blow from here on out!" It became a running gag for us for about two weeks - we ended all our calls with, "Got to go. Time for hookers and blow." - "Want to come down on Friday? It's hookers and blow night." Etc. Because we find ourselves amusing.

Anyway, my sister left me unattended for an hour while she got ready for The BFF's celebratory dinner and - well, leave me unattended for an hour and this is what you get.

For those of you waiting for another epic awesome Dean/Cas fic like my last one...sorry to say, this isn't it. Instead you get Crack. (Crack I am rather proud of, but Crack nonetheless).

Or as I call it - Ridiculous!Dean. PG-13 for ridiculous!Dean and mentions of hookers and blow. AU, Crack, Humor - Dean/Castiel (kind of) and Sam/Castiel (not really). 584 words for my girl, liptonrm

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( One week after Sam’s law school graduation, he came into the living and found a strange man sitting there. )