Letters To Some People About Some Important Stuff...

[dodger_sister]

Dear baylorsr,

Can we please get a parrot? I still want a ferret, but I concede to your whole "they are rodents" argument.

But look, parrots can do tricks!

Please, please, please?

Love, Dodger


Dear Eric Brady,

Oh sweetie, really? This is what you think porn stars dress like? That is so adorable.

Though I'm quite disappointed in the lack of shirtlessness going on here. In the future, please strip down for the creepy man, (6 minute marker, if you need a refresher on your porn star days), and look directly at the camera, that's how porn star auditions go. Also, if you really love your porn star girlfriend (btw, I applaud you in your choice of dating two women at once, especially since one is a porn star and the other seems to be a virgin, I totally get the irony there), but if you really loved her, you would have gone through with that pornographic screen test, mostly for my amusement.

Oh well, despite the lack of nudity and your ridiculous backwards baseball hat, I still love you and want to lick your pretty face. Our love was real - sorry to inform you though, I have moved on to a man named Dean. He's way sexier than you, and has a better car. But his family drama totally rivals yours and I'm pretty sure he's cheating on me with this dude in a trenchcoat. Though, I could be into that.

Always with love, Dodger


Dear Ben Affleck,

You are such a goober. I love you. That has nothing to do with anything, I just like to remind you.

This movie looks awesome. You are a fantastic director and I am excited for this to come out, because it looks wicked cool and intense.

Please, tell Don Draper (oh, that's his name, shut up.) that he is a sexy-pants.

Please tell Jeremy Renner to come over later and make-out with me. K? Thanx.

Please tell Jen and Jimmy I say 'hi!'.

Kisses, Dodger


Dear Misha Collins,

Why so in love with Jared? Oh, right, cuz he's Jared! Why did you two go and break Jensen's heart? Or, is it some sort of threesome thing and Jensen just isn't a fan of PDAs?

That's totally it, isn't it?

How does it feel when Jared's giant hand lands on your shoulder? All warm and tingly? If I spent a lot of time thinking about Jared's hands, which I totally don't, I would have to guess that they make you feel all warm and tingly.

Too bad you were in front of cameras and couldn't just lean over and give the top of that hand some kisses.

Still waiting for that whole World Domination thing - Salute, Dodger


Dear afra_schatz,

This is James Marsden.



Two more pics







I know of him for three reasons -

1) Hairspray!

2) He is Hugh Jackman's secret boyfriend.

3) My sister is only slightly obsessed - but I love her anyway.

Actually, I know him for some other reasons, but those are my favorite three.

Fist Bump, Dodger


Dear Me,

Go do something productive now.

Back Slap, Dodger

Comments

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

Ben - I just get this warm squishy feeling inside whenever I see him - I want to squish his stupid face, I love him so. But I didn't realize how much I love him until I started having this conversation with you. Now I think my Ben-love might be a bit higher than I originally anticipated.

Matt - Matt Damon is by far the better actor. Personally, I adore Ben more, but Matt is def the better actor. Plus, Jason Bourne - remember when he decapitated Karl Urban that one time? Ah, good times. My sister and I always use Matt as the comparision of Jensen - what can Jensen do if he really wanted to after SPN? If he wanted, he could totally be the next Matt Damon - like, try for that level of a movie career.

As an aside, my views on Keanu have changed too. <-- Mine have not - if anything, I have lowered my views on him.

Jersey Girl - oh, see it! J-Lo dies in the first five minutes and stays dead, thank you very much. Liv Tyler is the love interest. The kid (Raquel something) is amazing. George Carlin is the grandpa. I know Kevin kind of talks trash about it because it bombed so much at the theaters, but Kevin's fans want Clerks or Chasing Amy and I think they just didn't give this movie a chance. He got so discouraged, he went and made Clerks 2, instead of sticking with this new genre he was trying out and anyway, it wasn't really all that family-friendly, you know - as you can see, I really loved this movie and I wished more people loved it too. So yes, Is this film worth watching or is that just a stupid question to ask you? - that was a stupid question.

Casey Affleck - Def the better actor and also, I find him more attractive. I also have discovered that he is nearly as big as a goober as his brother (I changed my Ben Affleck Is A Goober tag to Afflecks Are Goobers) - though Casey isn't living in a threesome with Jimmy Kimmel, so I can't love him quite as much as I love Ben - like, on a talk show, I'd much rather see Ben - in a movie, I'd much rather see Casey - overall, I love to see Casey in Ben's movies. (remember when Casey was the kid in the backseat of the car in Good Will Hunting who kept complaining about his cheeseburger? Plus, he married my sister-in-law, Summer Phoenix, so I do love him quite a bit for that. Shut it.)

Jimmy Marsden - Hairspray! I would have been the girl that when everyone else was all, "Link, omg" - I would have been, "Screw Link! Corny Collins 4evah! <-- He's cute, can sing and dance, is a total dorkus and is all for equal rights. It's true love. Cyclops has a stick up his ass, but I kind of love him for it, and James was great at that. Plus, Logan/Scott oh yeah. - No! Bryan Singer abandoned us to make Superman - he switched to the DC side, the traitor. And they had more stuff for Cyclops to do and they had to write him out because Jimmy left to go with the traitor Bryan to do Superman. (He did wear a white shirt and then get all wet though that was nice) Superman is a pussy. Do I feel strongly about this?

Okay, then. /fist bump/

[menel.livejournal.com]

Remember this Goober-of-Love thread? I don't expect you to 'cos it's two months out but I'm dredging it up anyway 'cos I feel like it. *g*

I feel like it because we were all excited for The Town and you totally put that film on my radar. And when it finally came to my country, it came right smack during the month when work was hell and the LJ moratorium was on. That translates into me not being able to go out and watch it. *cry* My friends who were able to see it enjoyed it immensely. They were even surprised at how well Ben acted in the film, meaning he totally held his own against his own sterling cast. (Yeah, they're not Goober fans like you.)

Re: Matt Damon
Matt as the comparison of Jensen? Veeery interesting. This had never occurred to me. I mean, I think Jensen is immensely talented and I worry that he'll get type-cast as Dean Winchester when Supernatural is over. Like he'll never be able to break out of the Dean Winchester stereotype. But the level of Matt Damon? Wow. We're talking full out A-list Hollywood movie star. I just never saw Jensen going that way. Not for lack of ability, but I dunno. I wouldn't be surprised if he began directing more regularly. "Weekend at Bobby's" was a great start.

Going back to the Goober, did Ben ever do another film with J-Lo? Maybe it's not Jersey Girl I'm thinking of if J-Lo dies in the first five minutes. I ain't gonna hunt down Jersey Girl, but when it shows on cable, I'll check it out. For you. See what a good friend I am?

Casey Affleck - I second everything you said!

I would have been, "Screw Link! Corny Collins 4evah! <-- He's cute, can sing and dance, is a total dorkus and is all for equal rights.

Amen to that! I'd take Jimmy over Zac Efron in a heartbeat. Honestly, I don't get the deal with Zac Efron at all. I think I'm really showing my age.

Okay, I think I've put this thread to rest now. (Yeah, I'll wait til you reply and then bite my tongue. Our threads refuse to die, dammit! And don't crack a zombie joke!)

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

Remember this Goober-of-Love thread? I don't expect you to 'cos it's two months out but I'm dredging it up anyway 'cos I feel like it. *g*

No, I did NOT remember this thread, but I always love to talk about The Afflecks!

I feel like it because we were all excited for The Town

I never got to see The Town. I really wanted to but I couldn't talk anyone into going. Right now I really want to see "Red" and I want to see "127 Hours" - but I think "Red" really needs to be seen on the big screen. I can't find anybody to go see those either. Damn my lame friends.

Matt as the comparison of Jensen? Veeery interesting. This had never occurred to me. I mean, I think Jensen is immensely talented and I worry that he'll get type-cast as Dean Winchester when Supernatural is over. Like he'll never be able to break out of the Dean Winchester stereotype. But the level of Matt Damon? Wow. We're talking full out A-list Hollywood movie star. I just never saw Jensen going that way. Not for lack of ability, but I dunno. I wouldn't be surprised if he began directing more regularly. "Weekend at Bobby's" was a great start.

Yeah...I don't know that Jensen will rise to that level, but I think if he wanted to, if he put himself into it, he could. He has the charisma and the looks and the talent and the knowledge of how to work and be professional and just...idk, I think he could if he were dedicated enough to pursue it.

But I think it is more likely he will go into TV directing. I wouldn't be surpised to see Jensen running his own show in another ten years. His knowledge of how the industry works would really help him out on the that and frankly, The Incestuous CW Orgy Cult would be stupid to ever let him go. I wouldn't be surprised if he worked for them until he died (and then afterwards too!)

Going back to the Goober, did Ben ever do another film with J-Lo?

Gigli - imdb says this "The violent story about how a criminal lesbian, a tough-guy hit-man with a heart of gold, and a retarded man came to be best friends through a hostage."

Seriously, wtf? I've never seen it and as much as I love Ben, I never will. But totally check out Jersey Girl. After Dogma, it's Kevin Smith's best movie. Though I will always have a soft spot for Mallrats.

Okay, I think I've put this thread to rest now. (Yeah, I'll wait til you reply and then bite my tongue. Our threads refuse to die, dammit! And don't crack a zombie joke!)

Nope, no joke - just using my zombie icon. ;)

[menel.livejournal.com]

I need a zombie icon. It boggles the mind that I haven't gone zombie-icon hunting yet, what with my immense love for the genre. Maybe something from Zombieland or 28 Days Later. (And don't get all nitpicky and tell me that they weren't zombies on 28 Days Later. They were The Infected - close enough damnit!) Or Shaun of the Dead! My god, I LOVE that movie.

A-hem.

I never got to see The Town.

We are both such losers, but I think I'm slightly less of a loser than you because I was able to see RED. Yes, it's a film that should be seen on the big screen. I had so much fun! And Helen Mirren really knows how to slum it in Hollywood. John Malkovich's performance alone is worth the price of admission.

Two of my friends dragged me out on opening night. I remember it was the very last day of exam week and they were like, Look, you have to come out and watch this now. It's a reward for surviving exam week and afterwards you'll barricade yourself in your apartment and bury yourself under piles of work. They were right on both counts. RED was an excellent reward for surviving exam week and I really did lock myself in for the next week or so to try (and fail) to get grades in on time. So, yeah. RED. It is worth your time.

127 Hours hasn't opened here yet but there's no way I'm missing that. I'm a HUGE Danny Boyle fan, ever since he made Shallow Grave. And I have a friend who's a huge James Franco fan, so she's all lined up to watch 127 Hours. Tomorrow I'm watching The Social Network, mainly because it's David Fincher and I don't miss his stuff either. Yeah, my friends clearly aren't as lame as yours when it comes to movies. *g*

The Incestuous CW Orgy Cult would be stupid to ever let him go. I wouldn't be surprised if he worked for them until he died (and then afterwards too!) -- Amen to that!

Gigli, that's it! I heard that film was horrible beyond belief. I think I confused it with Jersey Girl somehow. That's why I had such a strong negative reaction to the latter. I was thinking of something else. *shudder*

And Mallrats! Good times, good times.