I Will Take This Future.

[dodger_sister]

Alright, normally I do these things for fun when I see them around and then move on, but THIS...this I had to post.

I WILL TAKE THIS FUTURE.

Remember the "tell your future" game you used to play with your girlfriends in like 5th grade? This is the virtual internets version of that.

		I will marry Ben & Jen & Jimmy.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in the middle of the fucking desert in our fabulous Apartment.
		We will have 13 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a yellow Golf Cart.
		I will spend my days as a talent agent assistant, and live happily ever after.

So, um, yes that IS Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner and Jimmy Kimmel. Because, I don't know if you know this or not, but they come as a set. Together. It's trufax. AND I GET TO MARRY THEM! Hahaha, lest we forget, we live in the middle of the fucking desert. And I swear, I put "1" and "3" as options for the kids, but somehow I got the highest number that I put on the list. Also, WTF, we have 17 people in an apartment?! We better have some serious footage and sound-proofing in that place, especially with all the sex we will be having so that we can produce our 13 kids. I will NOT be driving my kids around in a golf cart, but I damn sure will be pimpin' that shit out and driving it myself. I kind of always wanted a golf cart. I GET TO BE LIKE LLOYD FROM "ENTOURAGE" - TALENT AGENT ASSISTANT - LOOK, LOOK THE GAME SAYS SO AND THE GAME NEVER LIES, except apparently for all those times when I was a kid. And for the record, I put "Hooker" and "Lay-About" on the list of jobs. I guess Jen will have to bear all of our 13 kids, since I will be busy having a job and all.

THIS WILL AMUSE ME FOREVER. Thank you, aythia for the entertainment of the evening,

WHAT WILL YOUR FUTURE BE, BITCHES?! <--I'm sorry, I have to stop watching "Deadwood".

Comments

[aythia.livejournal.com]

So polyamorous marriage eh? That's fucking cool! But in the desert? Really? *snort* You're hilarious!

I'm sure you'll have a very fab golf cart!

So who will be pushing out the 13 kids? Gonna knock up the boys as well? :p

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

So polyamorous marriage eh?

Hell to the Yes, baby! I am all for it. I also put Misha and Vicki on the list of choices, cuz I'm down with that (and I thought it would be too greedy to include an option of Jensen/Jared/Misha/Myself).

But in the desert? Really?

I was actually thinking, "Hmm, so Arizona or Nevada or what?" and then that line from Ocean's 11 about Las Vegas popped in my head - "Of course, lest we forget, you're still in the middle of the fucking desert." So, I went with that. I'm not sure if that means we live in Vegas or Arizona (which I wouldn't mind in RL) or you know, the actual fucking desert. Since I have to be a talent agent assistant though, I'm gonna guess we are probably in Vegas.

So who will be pushing out the 13 kids? Gonna knock up the boys as well?

Well, I was gonna say Jen, since I have to have a job (dammit, why didn't it land on Lay-About!) but you, my dear, bring up a valid point. Yes, I think I shall. Probably not Jimmy though, since he has to push out a talk show every night - but Ben should totally help Jen and I out with that. Good idea!

[aythia.livejournal.com]

Isn't the whole point of a think like this to be greedy though? Besides, you're a fangirl, fangirls are supposed to be greedy!

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

Isn't the whole point of a think like this to be greedy though? Besides, you're a fangirl, fangirls are supposed to be greedy!

Once again, You Make A Valid Point. ;)

[aythia.livejournal.com]

I'm very good at making valid points!

[vikingprincess]

that's a very interesting future. :)

you have an email, but it's not very interesting. hopefully you will get an interesting one this weekend.

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

I am quite happy with my future. Now if someone will please inform Ben and Jen and Jimmy that I am waiting, that would be lovely.

I got your email. It was not interesting. Now I have other emails waiting from you, but I have not gotten to those yet, because I am lame. No really, it's not just RL (though there is that) but I seem to be going through a phase where all I do is play video games. It's a sickness, I blame my womanly parts and I am sure it will stop being a problem in 3 to 7 days.

In sum: I'll get back to you by the weekend.

[vikingprincess]

:) I told you so!

No worry, no hurry - it's testing season for teachers and students, and I'm drowning in exams. Writing, administering, grading: too much fun, really.

[flawed-x-design.livejournal.com]

LOL. That totally IS like the game we used to play at school! Except for a few small differences (excluding the fact that this one is technological lol)

Congratulations though. That sounds wonderful. LOL at the sound-proofing. Make sure you have internet connection in the middle of the fucking desert though ;P

I'm so doing this!

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

I may have played a couple more times after this - does that negate my first version? This was still the best I ended up with.

I wish you could put in your own housing options - one time I ended up married to Sawyer from "Lost" and it would have been better if we lived in a trailer or...even funnier and better if we lived in a tent! (you know, cuz on the island, he lived in a tent!)

I have come to the conclusion that "the middle of the fucking desert" probably actually means Las Vegas, since I have to be a talent agent assistant for my job.

It's ridiculous fun, isn't it?!

[wolfrider89.livejournal.com]

*laughs and laughs and laughs*

*goes to do test herself*

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

Best Awesome Future Ever!!

Who'd you end up married to, baby?

[wolfrider89.livejournal.com]

Inspired by you, I put in Misha & Jared & Jensen in one of the boxes, so somehow I was a little dissapointed when I just got married to Misha. :P

[dodger-sister.livejournal.com]

Hahaha - I know, I got sad I didn't end up married to Misha/Vicki (but Ben/Jen/Jimmy did make me happy, so it's all good). I was gonna put in Jensen/Jared/Misha too, but I thought that would be too greedy. <--that's right, I just called you greedy!

Your Icon FTMFW, baby!

You and Misha should come visit. I imagine that would bea cracky evening with our spouses. ;)

[wolfrider89.livejournal.com]

Haha, I can live with being greedy. :P Misha/Vicki would be awesome, too!

Right!? I realized I needed some J2M icons when I started writing my BB, and I got really happy when I found that one. And this one. ;)

I imagine so! We should totally visit, it'll be a crowded double (six?) date!