Distracted By Something Shiny

Alright, normally I do these things for fun when I see them around and then move on, but THIS...this I had to post.

I WILL TAKE THIS FUTURE.

Remember the "tell your future" game you used to play with your girlfriends in like 5th grade? This is the virtual internets version of that.

		I will marry Ben & Jen & Jimmy.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in the middle of the fucking desert in our fabulous Apartment.
		We will have 13 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a yellow Golf Cart.
		I will spend my days as a talent agent assistant, and live happily ever after.

So, um, yes that IS Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner and Jimmy Kimmel. Because, I don't know if you know this or not, but they come as a set. Together. It's trufax. AND I GET TO MARRY THEM! Hahaha, lest we forget, we live in the middle of the fucking desert. And I swear, I put "1" and "3" as options for the kids, but somehow I got the highest number that I put on the list. Also, WTF, we have 17 people in an apartment?! We better have some serious footage and sound-proofing in that place, especially with all the sex we will be having so that we can produce our 13 kids. I will NOT be driving my kids around in a golf cart, but I damn sure will be pimpin' that shit out and driving it myself. I kind of always wanted a golf cart. I GET TO BE LIKE LLOYD FROM "ENTOURAGE" - TALENT AGENT ASSISTANT - LOOK, LOOK THE GAME SAYS SO AND THE GAME NEVER LIES, except apparently for all those times when I was a kid. And for the record, I put "Hooker" and "Lay-About" on the list of jobs. I guess Jen will have to bear all of our 13 kids, since I will be busy having a job and all.

THIS WILL AMUSE ME FOREVER. Thank you, aythia for the entertainment of the evening,

WHAT WILL YOUR FUTURE BE, BITCHES?! <--I'm sorry, I have to stop watching "Deadwood".

EPIC PROJECT IS DONE!

I'm done! It's finished! (Did you all miss me?)

Wait, Dodger, you were working on a project? Is that where you've been?

Here's the short story:

I started writing again, like a mad crazy person i.e. a lot, to distract from real life stress - I'll probably go into that next week sometime - but for now, we'll just say I needed a distraction and I got my writing juice flowing again, so writing seemed like a great option.

Also, baylorsr, for those of you who haven't guessed yet, is my sister - and liptonrm, is the RL BFF. Anyway, their birthdays are a few weeks apart. They made up some kick-ass original characters for Supernatural (I know, some of you are waiting for me to give you the link to that website, I will do that after I sleep for three days straight, promise). I thought it would be awesome to write them some fan-fic on their original characters for their birthdays (which were like a month ago, but I wasn't done yet!)

So, starting in January, I hid almost everything I was writing from them; original characters, regular characters, RPF, RPS, crossovers, mostly everything.

Today, I printed it all out and gave it to them. Six months of writing. Printed out. With a ridiculous cover to boot.

It went well. I got demands for sequels already. Though, there was one flailing at the underage sex fic and one flailing at the "omg, that story started right in the middle of the sex scene!". But I expected that. Everyone agrees, Tom Welling has perfect teeth.




( For those that want to know, a few of these stories include -  )

The total count:
(not counting the 5 years I spent in Lord of the Rings, The West Wing and Comic Book fandoms, because I haven't pulled those from the old computer yet)

The Count Is:

49 Fics in my Finished Folder

SPN & SPN Crossovers - 29
CW RPF/RPS - 11
Other - 09

Fics Written in the Last 6 Months - 41

Total Word Count - 80,475 words

Word Count For the Last 6 Months - 71,801 words

Number of days I plan on sleeping now - 03 days

Fun I had doing this - Most-est Ever!

Also, HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY, PEOPLES! I go to sleep now dreaming of wee!Sammy dancing in fireworks.