Distracted By Something Shiny

Happy Birthday to Bilbo and Frodo Baggins! The ship may have taken you over the sea ages ago, but you’ll be in our hearts forever. Bilbo & wee!Frodo, 464 words. Happy Hobbit Day, everyone!



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( It was uncommon for a hobbit to receive a gift on his own birthday, you see, as hobbits instead <I>give</I> gifts, or rather mathoms, as is hobbit custom. But, due to the coincidence of sharing a birthday with his favorite uncle, Frodo got quite used to receiving gifts for own his birthday. )

Just a little something I wrote back when, minutes after the Supernatural episode, Dark Side Of The Moon, aired.

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( He’d been in his trailer for three minutes when the knock on the door came. )

Posting this up in honor of rhymephile's birthday yesterday. Happy Birthday, babe! It's an older fic and I was trying to figure out how old I was when I wrote it and I had to be 25 or so at the time. I am 36 now. It's baffling sometimes to think about how long I have been doing this fandom thing. Baffling in a good way though! Anyways, have an introspective vampire Krycek drabble! Enjoy!

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( They hadn't given him a choice. They had made him this way. )

I haven't been productive in the writing arena at all lately, but here's a little something I wrote a few years back. A little Jensen/Misha drabble.

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( It was his third day on set before Misha was joined by anyone else in the wardrobe trailer. )

For liptonrm, because she had a crap week last week, and because it is almost her birthday, and because it is all her fault! No, really. After viewing The Hobbit she declared that she totally saw Thorin/Balin. I laughed and made faces at her. On our way back from viewing #3, I distinctly remember cussing at her, because crap - now I can't un-see it! Dammit. And then I wrote this. And then forgot I had written it. And now I'm sharing it. Thorin/Balin fluff with 440 words.

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( Thorin pushed open the large oak door, the hinges creaking as it went. )

My birthday mathom to all of you, my dear Flisties! This would be the first fanfic I ever wrote. I was six or seven at the time and madly crazily in love with The A-Team. I told my mom what to write and she wrote it all down in my first diary/writing journal for me. I can't believe I still have this damn thing. And yes, "Meeting Murdock" is the name of the story as written in my diary.

So, here is my first fanfic ever! I gave it 'header info' because it amuses me, even though the notes are longer than the actual fic...still not the shortest story I have ever posted. Here we go!

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( One sunny day I was walking down Coats Rd. wearing my A-Team hat when a van drove up. )

The masses have spoken - Firefly fic it is! (Dean and his BFF came so close though). According to my author notes, I hadn't written fic in a year and a half when I wrote this. Guess Firefly kickstarted my muses. That also means this is my first Firefly fanfic I ever wrote. You will not be shocked to discover that all three of my Firefly fics are Jayne POVs. Is anyone surprised by this? Anyone? No? Thought not. The title is unoriginal, but whatever, it aptly describes them.

This one was written in 2005/2006 (I am not even sure at this point) for the lovely liptonrm, who was in denial about thethingthatneverhappened and beta'd by the awesome oselle. Jayne's observations on Wash & Zoe's relationship. PG-13. A little minor angst for Jayne, obvious romance for Wash/Zoe. 414 words.

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( It wasn't like Jayne was envious or anything. He wasn't looking for a significant other.  )

Um, idek. So, okay, I continue to mock how Jared can't even fit into that new stupid car Sam Winchester is driving. Then I'm scrolling around looking at people's reactions to 6.01, and I see this in alasse's journal - could that car be more douchey? MAYBE HE WAS POSSESSED BY CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY.

And then this kind of fell out of my face. It's not that exactly, because Sam isn't possessed - but it does explain how that stupid pussy car is all Chad Michael Murray's fault (as are most things - sorry babe, you know I love you, but come on.)

And now I have rambled for longer than the actual story.

147 words <--still not the shortest thing I have ever written. Rated PG-13 for, you know, Chad.

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( Because I can't believe we are related to you. )

I have to stop writing CW RPS! Omg, you guys, seriously. I have good old fashioned SPN fic, I swear! Just not, apparently, today.

Is it a drabble if it's 164 words?

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( Misha Collins, The Fangirls' Devil. )