TV Talk!!!

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Let's talk TV!! Just a few random thoughts I have on a slew of shows I watch…


Supernatural: I will spare you all my thoughts on the season overall - let me just say that I would watch an entire run of episodes based around Levi!Winchesters. The only major plot story I have ever had for Sam/Dean pairing was an idea about what if supernatural stuff weren't real and John was just a crazy militia guy and the brothers grew up to be like bank robbing/murdering/incestuous lovers. (Okay, yes, that’s the inside of my brain right there). And then it basically came to life on my TV and those crazy Levi!boys were so much fun to watch, I could do it for days. So, less of what they have been doing...more of crazy-murdering-fun. I am worried about what this says about me.

Also, could Bobby please, please just get it on with Sheriff Mills, please? I ship them so hard and that is weird for me to say because I used to be such a Bobby/Ellen shipper back in the day - (I was sure it was going to be canon for awhile there). But now I want Bobby to get some Sheriff-action. Okay, let’s be honest - I just want Bobby to get it on with EVERYONE - including me. That's right, I said it and I'll stand by it - I am in love with Bobby Singer. And he needs some lovin’!

Hawaii Five-0: I was so disappointed in how much they pimped out Kensi coming to the island from NCIS:LA because her scenes lasted like two minutes. Boo that. She wasn't even on screen with Kono. My little femslash heart is broken. And this week - Lori does not get to call Danny "Danno"! (It took quite awhile for the "Danno" thing to grow on me, but now that it has - the only person who gets to call him that is Steve!) And then whatever with the bad trick or treating - Danny would have found the best neighborhood for Gracie to go trick-or-treating in, not his sleazy hotel. Now I want fic where Steve takes her trick-or-treating the next day in his neighborhood and when people are all, "Yesterday was Halloween," then she is all, "Yesterday Uncle Steve had to solve a homicide. Today I get candy."

The best thing of all? Danny called Chin "BABE" and Chin was all stupid smile at him and it was awesome!!!

NCIS:LA: Nell and Eric were adorable in their uniforms!! Awwwww. You know what made up for Kensi's all-too-brief appearance on H5-0? KENSI IN HER UNDERWEAR!! KENSI IN HER UNDERWEAR!! I am not surprised it was black underwear but it was very sporty. I would have thought the tough chick secretly wore really girly underwear. Not that I've spent an unreasonable amount of time thinking about Kensi's underwear.


The Walking Dead: I love every single second of this show like so hard. I can't believe Shane. I mean, yes, whatever it takes for Carl, but come on, then Shane would sacrifice himself, not the other guy. As a story-teller, I am in awe of this twist - but as viewer I am overcome with distress. Also, omg, when Shane and Rick put their foreheads together and were all grabbing each other's faces (actually that happened in a couple of different episodes) I was like, "It's the apocalypse, you guys. Throw out social norms and THREESOME IT UP, BABY!!" And remember last season, when I was all, “I know he is a redneck racist but I heart Daryl like a hooker!!”? Yeah. Now you are all hearting Daryl like a bunch of hookers but I got there first and already gave him a transmittable disease, so suck it, ladies.

American Horror Story: If you are not watching this show - YOU SHOULD BE! I AM IN LOVE WITH IT LIKE WHOA. I am most compelled by Neighbor Lady and Tate the Crazed Teen Boy and I love Violet the Teen Daughter. But mostly, I LOVE THE HOUSE! Definitely my favorite so far is The House. I love the flashbacks to all the murders. AND OH MY GOD!! ERIC CLOSE WAS THE CRAZY DRUNK RAPIST!! ERIC!!! Oh, I hope we see him again. My heart is so happy. And Tivo didn't tell me he was going to be on it, so I was pleasantly surprised. I also am still in shock over what happened to Adi. Do you think she'll come back as a ghost? This show, seriously.

Death Valley: If you are not watching this show - WHY NOT? It's on MTV and you should start watching it right the fuck now. I know, you are all, "But it's on MTV." No, don't let that stop you - it's like COPS but with vampires and werewolves and zombies. And not like an apocalypse, but just like normal everyday life going on with these supernatural beings as a daily part of it. You don't need to know anything about it to jump right in - so JUMP RIGHT IN. Billy is my cop boyfriend and I know he is a douche-idiot, but god I love him. He is like The Todd from "Scrubs" except instead of being a surgeon with a scalpel, he is a cop with a gun. He's like...he's...I can't even explain it to you, but he is like my perfect man. And that probably explains so much about me to all of you.

Glee: Glee came back last night and Tivo missed it!! It didn't tape. Apparently it was listed as a rerun and lots of people missed it because their Tivos/DVRs didn't pick it up. Boo!! I wasn't that excited about its return, but still.. PUCK.

Wilfred: I recently found myself really, really missing this genius little show. I have quite a wait in store. I am really worried about what the ending of the season means for Bear.

Psych: I have waaaaaay too many thoughts, so let's just go with - WHO SAW LASSITER/ZACHARIAH?! Yes, Zachariah like Kurt Fuller. THEY WERE CUDDLING!!!!!!! IT'S CANON ON THE SHOW NOW, RIGHT?! Sadly, Woody (Kurt Fuller) seems to be married.

Once Upon a Time and Grimm: I have started watching these but it is still too early for me to have any thoughts. I like to give all new shows like three episodes before I decide one way or another. They both seem to have good potential though.

There are a few other shows that I watch too, but I think that is all the thoughts I have for now.

In Sum: Billy/Me/The Todd would be my ideal lifemate scenario. Also - KENSI IN HER UNDERWEAR!!!