Distracted By Something Shiny

Okay! So this is the birthday story I wrote for The Nephew back in May and then completely forgot to post. This is the first time I have ever written him a story that he did not prompt me for - (though he did ask me a few weeks before his birthday if he could have another fic and I said, "What do you think, that you have a birthday coming up?" and he said, "Hey, I do! I do have a birthday coming up!") It's an Adventure/Comedy for Kids, but still adorable Bilbo & Dwarves fun that I hope you'll enjoy! 6,057 words.

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( It started the day after the big storm, when everything had been soaked with rain and the wind had brought down trees along the road and everyone had huddled around their fireplaces, until even those warming flames had been blown out by the ferocity of the howling gale outside. )

Happy Birthday, vikingprincess! I wrote you fic! Because you are beyond awesome and deserve it. (and because I forgot to pick up a birthday card for you - fic is better anyways, right?) Also, because it is your fault that I even ship Spike/Dawn at all! I know, you're not sorry about that. So happy birthday and enjoy this snarky, emo-Spike/awesome grown-up!Dawn, seeing each other for the first time after a one-night stand, in some sort of altered-future world. PG-13 with 2,059 words. Extra special thanks to liptonrm for the last minute beta - she rocks!

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( Spike shifted in his chair at the conference table, leg tapping away to some long forgotten tune, while Fred rambled on in science-speak about…something. Spike had stopped keeping track awhile ago. )

So this is the story I wrote for The Nephew's birthday. He came up with the idea for The Avengers to tell Hulk a joke to turn him back into Bruce Banner, which as a kid, I always wondered how they got The Hulk to calm down. This fic is written for a 6 year old but I tried to make it enjoyable for adults too, with humor and some bromance. The only downside to writing for a 6 year old is that he doesn't know all their 'civilian' names so I had to call them by their superhero names, even when they are in their pajamas (yes, there is a scene about pajamas).

I have decided to add a new tag to my list - 'children-specific', because I am starting to get enough stories that were written specifically for kids. Fanfic - it's not just for adults anymore!

Summary: Something is attacking the city. The only hope the citizens have is The Avengers. But will they get there in time? - Action/Adventure, General, Humor, Children-Specific with Thor, Hulk, Iron Man, Captain America, Hawkeye and Nick Fury. Rated PG with 2,435 words.

Dedication: For my nephew - He is more awesome than Thor, Hulk, Iron Man, Captain America and Hawkeye combined…he is the most awesome of all. Happy Birthday, Monkey!

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( Nick Fury, the man whose not-so-awesome job it was to be in charge of The Avengers, woke very early in the morning to the sound of his cell-phone ringing. )

With my sister home sick today, I thought about this story that I wrote for her a few years back.

This was scribbled out on a piece of paper in the middle of the night for my sister - after she insisted that a) she wasn’t sick, b) she didn’t need to see a doctor, c) it’d only been two weeks and d) she’d just take some vitamins (I believe she may have said the exact words “picture of perfect health”) - and then I left the scribbled-out story for her on the bathroom sink.

Picture Perfect & A Joy To Be Around (or He Doesn’t Get Sick, He’s Dean Winchester).
Summary: Dean is not sick. Sam doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Drabble, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort(ish), Dean & Sam, PG with 240 words. For my sister.

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So, I wrote this story last year for truelyesoteric's birthday. Then I sent it off to the beta. Then the holidays happened. Then I forgot about it on my computer - /headdesk/ - where it sat for a year. But! Last week was her birthday again, so here we go. (See, I can write fic for people's birthdays and they either get it on time or a year late, depending on how you look at it).

This story is for truelyesoteric, not only because I thought it up on her birthday, and not only because she loves the J2, but also because it is all her fault I love Chad. Seriously. I was reading a lot of J2, but I never expected to fall for Chad Michael Murray in the process. I have a distinct memory of her fic somehow being involved in all this. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Nervous!Jared, Dentist!Jensen and Awesome!Chad. PG, J2, AU, Romance, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Descriptions of tooth pulling. Beta'd by the awesomesauce wolfrider89. 2,904 words.

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( It didn’t even really hurt that bad. Okay, it hurt a little. It was more like a dull, throbbing ache. )

So, since LJ is blowing so hard and every time I try to reply to something, it says, "comment not posted", I figured, "Screw it, let's post some of that fic I said I would and then never did."

So here's some C2 fic for my girl, anyothergirl415 - mostly because it is all her fault that I have the image of Christian in the blue scrubs floating around in my head. I can't remember why it is her fault, I just know that it is.

I wrote this back around Christmas when I saw that movie of Chad's, "Christmas Cupid". It's kind of a fix-it-rip-off fic, because I thought the chick in the movie was a terrible person and decided that Chad deserved better - let's say, a cowboy-nurse named Christian, Also, he needed Jared as his best friend, so I fixed that too. My first C2, ya'll!!!

CW RPS - Summary: Chad can’t believe his ex-girlfriend is that awful of a person. Jared can’t believe Chad hasn’t tried dudes yet. Warning: Jared in peach bunny scrubs. Spoilers: Kind of for "ABC Family's Christmas Cupid". PG and 777 words.

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( “I don’t know, dude, it was just crazy,” Chad said and swung his legs back and forth from where he was perched on the counter in Jared’s x-ray room. )

So, after The BFF handed in her last law school paper, she called me and said, "Hookers and blow from here on out!" It became a running gag for us for about two weeks - we ended all our calls with, "Got to go. Time for hookers and blow." - "Want to come down on Friday? It's hookers and blow night." Etc. Because we find ourselves amusing.

Anyway, my sister left me unattended for an hour while she got ready for The BFF's celebratory dinner and - well, leave me unattended for an hour and this is what you get.

For those of you waiting for another epic awesome Dean/Cas fic like my last one...sorry to say, this isn't it. Instead you get Crack. (Crack I am rather proud of, but Crack nonetheless).

Or as I call it - Ridiculous!Dean. PG-13 for ridiculous!Dean and mentions of hookers and blow. AU, Crack, Humor - Dean/Castiel (kind of) and Sam/Castiel (not really). 584 words for my girl, liptonrm

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( One week after Sam’s law school graduation, he came into the living and found a strange man sitting there. )

"Does that say Dean Writes Glee Fan-Fic?" you ask. "Why are you using a Glee icon for a Supernatural story?" you ask.

Yes and that's why.

Um, Dean needs a release from that whole Apocalypse thing. He discovers Glee. And the Internets. And Glee on the Internets.

Dudes! I broke 6,000 words!!
Also, as I was coding this (it took forever, omg!) I noticed that Dean signs his LJ posts with "That is all." Hey! I do that too! Except, weirdly, I wrote this fic before I had ever even had a Livejournal. Huh.

In celebration of both Glee and Supernatural returning to our TVs next week - I give you "United Here, Somehow".

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( Okay, so it’s not like Dean was waiting all summer with bated breath for the premiere of “Glee”. But sometime toward the end of the summer, he saw his first promo pop up when he turned on his laptop to look at porn. )